don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely obsessed with the idea of a female jackass member who has nice nails and wears nice clothes and gets grossed out easily and is cool as fuck but I’m also obsessed with the idea of a female jackass member who’s absolutely disgusting. gross. just nasty as hell. gives the guys a run for their money when it comes to being weird and disgusting and crude. she’s got dirty fingernails that she obviously chews on, her hair is long as hell (the boys 100% either set it on fire or cut it while she’s sleeping as a prank) and perpetually greasy, her wardrobe consists of ratty graphic t-shirts (with random unexplainable stains, of course) and baggy gym shorts and dirty tennis shoes with long socks, and she’s probably always got dirt on her face for some reason. she throws up easily (like Steve-O) but isn’t that fazed by it and will do absolutely nasty shit without a hint of hesitation. Drinking a shot from Bam’s ass? Hell yeah! Taking a bite out of a live scorpion? No questions asked. Her music taste consists of pop punk, 70s punk rock, and obnoxious late 90s nu metal bands (specifically Korn, Limp Bizkit and Coal Chamber), and she’s always inexplicably banged up; random bruises from constantly falling off of her skateboard, scars and cuts from stupid stunts she’s done over the years, the occasional cast on her arm or leg. She’s as gross and juvenile and mean as the rest of the cast and they don’t treat her like a little sister or any of that cliched shit, they treat her as an equal and as a friend and bully and pick on her as much as they do everyone else. I’m absolutely obsessed with her man idk
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