THEM

Only here because We're bored. You will make it entertaining for Us, won't you?

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Your Ruler, God, Emperor... you know how it is.

Remember who you're speaking to at all times. Don't want to regret anything, right?

And be nice to Our barkbeast. He bites.

OOC:

Alternate universe where this schmuck somehow becomes the emperor. Is an asshole. If you dont like alternate alternias/rulers you might want to avoid this blog

here you can find my rules/ooc blog etc!! pls read the rules before interacting

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Completely forgot this place existed because of how much you all bored Me. Sorry not sorry.

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do you enjoy trees

Water is better. But trees are fine.

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What they don't tell you about palace life is that it's incredibly boring. The sacrifices We all have to make for the Empires stability...

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Our most beloved Emperor,,,,,,,,,,, if You have a barkbeast already,,,,,would You purrhaps,,,,,,,, humor the idea of a meowbeast,,,,,,,,just this once,,,,,?

We have enough felines at the palace already. Try again in a hundred sweeps, maybe.

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hell(|) my emper(|) may i ask as an(|)ther fuschia whether (|)r n(|)t i sh(|)uld be c(|)ncerned that my bl(|)(|)d bubbles and f(|)ams when i am cut ab(|)ve water? I asked a vi(|)let but i wish to get a sec(|)nd (|)pini(|)n fr(|)m s(|)meb(|)dy with m(|)re kn(|)wledge (|)f (|)ur caste specifically.

Thank y(|)u

Very funny. Fuchsias get culled here.

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can i be an enabler for You, Our Dear Emperor,,,looks at You with my big wet eyes,, (this is in jest You are so correct)

Very funny. But fine, We suppose.

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Ii think. Ii think hidden eye i5 a euphemi5m here. Aa55uming it'5 u5ed the 5ame way a5 brown eye. Tthey're a5king to ki55 your a55 I think. Yyou 5hould probably kill them.

No, that was most likely literally about the eye We have covered. Inappropriate either way. They should be executed.

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You do not address The Emperor as just "Emperor" at the start of your sentence, you certainly don't call Them "my love", and you CERTAINLY don't ask to taste Their eye.

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Ii think. Ii think hidden eye i5 a euphemi5m here. Aa55uming it'5 u5ed the 5ame way a5 brown eye. Tthey're a5king to ki55 your a55 I think. Yyou 5hould probably kill them.

No, that was most likely literally about the eye We have covered. Inappropriate either way. They should be executed.

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Emperor, my love... may I taste your hidden eye?

Wwhat.

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People sometimes say that We're surrounded by enablers. This isn't true. "Enabler" implies that their opinion makes any sort of difference, and that We wouldn't be agreed with because of correctness, but because of obligation. This is also wrong, because We're always right.

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th3 4rmory iiz lookiing kiind4 l4m3 th3z3 d4yz. ii N33D TO 4DD ZOM3 COOL ZHIIT...........

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Death lasers.

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ii 4lr34dy h4v3 thr33 d34th l4z3rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just three?

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th3 4rmory iiz lookiing kiind4 l4m3 th3z3 d4yz. ii N33D TO 4DD ZOM3 COOL ZHIIT...........

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Death lasers.

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My Liege will You assist me in my Chambers

Nice try (not) but Nix would never ask me anything anonymously. Or at all, really.

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[]1 th0ught that fusch1as c0u1d 0n1y be fema1e...my ap0l0g1es[]

[]1 need t0 update my d0cuments[]

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Misconceptions. Fuchsias can be whatever the hell We like. I'm not a man either. But emperor sounds a lot better than empress.

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[]0h 1 haven't f0und an empress 1n a l0ng wh11e...[]

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[]h0w 1s the c0nquer1ng g01ng?[]

Setting aside the fact that I'm Very Obviously not a woman. Therefore not an empress. I'm an emperor.

It's going good, of course.

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can i have 7 bucks

Get a job.