No I'm Not Lucky, I'm Blessed

"Sorry to be blunt but I hope you can take a step back and realise that you are completely deluded."

[businessinsider]

Here’s when fruits and vegetables are actually in season

[lhpride]

interviewer: niall u have a new single out

niall: yeah! slow hands

interviewer: what’s it about

niall:

[stayskinny-bepretty]

my favorite thinspo workouts and diets

[bitchycode]

[hither2]

me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs

me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4

[localstarboy]

[yourssincerelylarry-deactivated]

Pre-game peptalk.

[cococabanaclub]

Me *loves being submissive* : I’ll do whatever you want 😈🍆💦 Him: Come over and suck my dick now boy. Me and my defiant ass: I got shit to do suck ya own dick!!!!

[maddiemcgoo]

@shuhvon

[smittenwithlouis]

Do you know of any new jealous/possessive harry fics or any of your faves?? I feel like I've read every single one out there. Thank you!!

I did a possessive Harry rec before that you can find here.

Jealous Harry:

Amazing Sin

Back Where I Belong

Cupid’s Chokehold

Doesn’t Have To Be A Real Thing

Don’t Tell the Gods (We Left a Mess)

End Of The World Tonight

Forever, Uninterrupted

Some Things Take Root

Xx.

[lyinginthedark]

I still can’t get over the fact that Harry simultaneously goes to hold Louis’ hand and protect his nipples/tummy…I mean, how much more boyfriendy can you get Harry? All you wanna do is hold his hand

[self-cared]

this show honestly shaped me into who i am today

[chrisevansfuckbuddy]

I can’t with the iconography.

[surprisebitch]

[lukasalexanders]

put in the tags how old you were when you started liking 1d and how old you are now

[truebluemeandyou]

How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Go to the link for a high resolution image. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer.  Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here. 

Other good links I’ve posted regarding jobs:

15 Stories to have Ready for Your Interview Infographic.

10 Useful Grammar Tips for Your Resume Infographic. 

Guide to What Your Clothing Colors Say About You During an interview infographic.

[completely-deluded]

Probably How it Went Down

Germany: Hey we made this new country it's called Deutschland. And we call our language Deutch.

English people: That's nice. We'll call you Germany, and we'll call your language German.

The Netherlands: Hey, we made a country too. It's called Nederland, and out language is called Nederlands. Makes sense, right?

English people: Guess so. We'll keep the name Nederland cuz we're nice, but we'll just change it to Netherland because we prefer that, is that okay?

The Netherlands: Sure, if you like

English people: And we'll also make it plural, as in The Netherlands.

The Netherlands: ...okay, if you say so

English people: And we'll call it "Holland" half the time.

The Netherlands: If you insist, it's your language

English people: Now for your language, what should we call that? We could call it Netherlandish, which follows our rules and sounds like your word for the language...

The Netherlands: What an excellent idea

English people: ...or we could call it "Dutch", that's not taken, right?

Germany: ...are you fucking serious?

The Netherlands: You're seeing this too, right?

[idareyoutotakealook-deactivated]

And then another text message, from “L,” popped up on Harry’s phone, reading, “Agree w everything Mark said, but u knew that. Home soon.” And Harry smiled that incredible smile, and then Tuesday continued on like normal.

Richard Lawson, the hero we don’t deserve (via idareyoutotakealook)

[unicornamy]

Today is my birthday, it sucks that babygate's anniversary is my birthday and it still hasn't ended

HAHAHAH so sorry! I realized that today is one of my friend’s bdays and I can’t even tease him about sharing this occasion with babygate because he doesn’t follow this shit LOL

[completely-deluded]

My birthday too haha, just embrace it. happy birthday!!

[cherrystreet]

Being on The Bachelor starts to feel like a waiting game. Louis is forced to watch as Harry takes guy after guy out on date after date, and he’s antsy with the need to get out of this fucking house, to see Harry again, to experience more than just the perfectly decorated patio of this Goddamn LA mansion.

And his patience is wearing thin.

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