like a dying star

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it.

[completelyerratic]

Why do you suppose jan likes Michael? In a deleted scene she proclaims him her life ruiner.

Well, in that post break up deleted scene, she was still angry. She used him as a scapegoat because she was unwilling to take any responsibility for their toxic relationship/her own role in her downfall. Also, she was probably still a little pissed off that he was into Holly at the baby shower.

But yeah, she generally has A LOT of contradictory feelings for Michael. Among other things, she thinks he’s stupid, immature and frustrating – not to mention the coffee breath. At the same time, she’s inexplicably attracted to him (see here). He’s sweet and he’s there for her, etc.

[baffle-them-with-bullshit]

women’s appreciation meme: 1/∞ characters

↳ jan levenson • the office

[completelyerratic]

school is still kicking my ass, but everything is saved in my drafts and i will return to jan asap!

[bitchxtear]

When she wasn’t totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed.

Starbomb/Egoraptor (via roleplay-musings)

[mindykalings]

[fortnitefunnies]

Series 7: Jan Levinson

[theofficeoutofcontext]

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

[completelyerratic]

justanotherrpmeme:

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[bossgenie]

[completelyerratic]

bossgenie:

                  “You can’t just grant wishes, Jake. You’re a boss, not a genie.”

                      “I am both. I’m a BOSS GENIE.”

[radtracks]

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true love // p!nk feat. lily allen

there’s no one quite like you you push all my buttons down i know life would suck without you

[rpmememaker]

Ugly Meeting Prompts

If you’re sick of starters all happy and sweet, send one in so our muses can meet!

“Watch where you’re going, asshole!”

“Hey, did you just touch me?!”

“What are you doing in my house?!”

“Oh god, please don’t be sick.”

“Oh god, you’re choking- oh, wait, you’re not…”

“Stay still, there’s some kind of animal on your head- oh, that’s your hair…”

“Excuse me, but that’s my seat.”

“Down in front?! Down in front this!”

“If you put your feet on the back of my chair one more time…”

“Get out of the road!”

“Oh my god, did I hit you just now?! I’m so sorry!”

“DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! I’ll explain later!”

“D- did you just- throw up on me?!”

“Genius?! That book sucks! I’m sorry, I just have to interrupt!”

“ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE- oh god I’m sorry I didn’t know you were an aquaphobe!”

“Stop hitting my ankles with your cane, or I don’t know what I’ll do!”

“Move it! I have places to be!”

“It’s called the heimlich and I was trying to save your life. How was I supposed to know you weren’t even choking?”

“JESUS CHRIST, DON’T EAT THAT, IT’LL KILL YOU!”

“Hey, you don’t know me, but I can’t help but notice you look and smell like death.”

“I- I didn’t think you’d hear me!”

[completelyerratic]

Me: accidentally says something that implies I have emotions

Me: oh no

[completelyerratic]

“Rituals that include virgins. And blood. For the moon gods.” 

“ —— Uh, yeah, sure it is.”

[completelyerratic]

Starter call (accepting)

“That’s irrational.”

[completelyerratic]

❝ David says it’s — urgent. ❞ 

“If it can wait 15, tell him I’ll have to call him back.”

[hampalperts]

After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level: Midnight.