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There once was a girl named Salty, who has no discernible faulties. I saw her on the street and asked her to meet and did so with no difficalties.

Zack, writing me a limerick.

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You're the apple of my eye.

Zack, on a compliment spree towards Salty.

#woesoftheworld #thewisezack #just conditional fiance things

I'd share a Harambe bed with you.

My conditional fiancé, reassuring me that he’d share the best bed ever with me.

What a sweetheart.

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It's nice to know that as a unit, we're fappable.

Zack, on our collective fappability.

#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#deg deg #🐙#fappy #thewisezack #compliments #justconditionalfiancethings #poetry

I don't think you're as ugly as you think you are.

Zack, telling me I’m less ugly than I thought.

#:(#things #thewisezack #thecoldhardtruthtellingandbeauty/lackthereofratingzack #sigh.#on ugliness

Point is, you’re not a crone.

Zack, discussing the cons of online dating.

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I think I'm a pretty nice wall, talking back!

Zack, insisting his company is better than the echoes.

#thewallzack #conversations with walls

Well, you may be the real racist, but that doesn't mean you're ugly.

Zack, on the correlation between Real Racism and attractiveness.

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You are 17/16ths as gorgeous as her!

Zack, on my false semblance to Priyanka Chopra.

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Well, whatever. Your brief moments of smiling are better than your general moments of frowning.

Zack, on the status of my countenance.

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I'm very good at hiding the fact that I'm alone.

Zack, complimenting himself while staging a fake party.

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I'd slam it when no one was looking.

Zack, turned on by Britain’s oldest door.

#It's aDOORable #he'd turn its knob #compliments #sexy knobs #doors

I'm not fuckin' with anything... The only thing I am is fuckin' pleased to talk to you.

Zack, on fuckin’ talking to me.

#❤#cute things #compliments #thewisezack

You cry well.

Zack, on my tears.

#compliments #crying #tears #thewisezack

Well, I'm aroused.

Zack, on my lover trimming his beard.

#thearousedzack #beards #trims #aroused

That's good; I've always thought of you as cleaner than average.

Zack, on Salty’s personality.

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You'd be surprised at what those avocados can do.

Zack, complimenting naughty avocados.

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