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NOVEMBER 22, 2019

IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW FOUR MILLION PEOPLE LIVE NORTH OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

NEVER BE TOO BIG TO LOOK UP TO SOMEONE.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER TO TRAVEL OVER 200 MPH. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

KNOW YOUR FUCKING EXCEL SHORTCUTS. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

HOW TO WRITE WITH STYLE. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

GIVE YOURSELF A FACIAL. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MAKE TWITTER WORK HELLA BETTER. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

HISTORY’S WORST NUN. more>>

P.s. here’s my little man covered in paint. Because he loves painting, everything, including me, the table, and yes, himself.

Fun homework

I’m really into dnd now, and we’re playing a one shot where I’m a life domain cleric. I was just taking notes on what my spells, abilities, etc were and realized this is a lot like homework. Except that it’s fun and I’m gonna get to use my homework to make some ghoulish fiend my bitch.

Or, you know, rid the world of evil in the name of my god, but in a really badass way.

Oh, my other character not in this one shot is a Paladin. So, getting evil is kinda my thing.

#dnd #dungeons and dungeons

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compulsivelyobsessive

So says I

compulsivelyobsessive

I wish i could hear what english sounds like as a foreign laungauge

compulsivelyobsessive

I haven’t been on tumblr for a minute and was like “what did I post forever ago will hit me again with a truth that I have forgotten” and it took me two seconds to find this.

#funny #bored #foreign languages

For real, watch this and tell me it isn't some next level teaching shit. I love this as an adult, and also love it for kids to watch.

#parenting #wholesome #feelings

animalwoonz

By: @fransditaa

Instagram: @animalwoonz

"When two ants fall in love but the families are long time rivals"

And that's where ant elopes come from.

#funny #not funny #puns

Is it rude to be a vouyer on Tumblr? And I don't mean literally, I mean only looking at the awesome content on here without reposting or coming up with original content myself. It probably is, but it's what I'm here for. So suck it.

#manners #etiquette #suck it #funny

trulyvincent

Cody (coat-y)

Was it the discovery of fire that eventually led to humans shedding most of our hair?

I never really gave it much thought but i doubt it was the invention of clothes.

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The invention of clothes now kind of makes me think that we were fickle from the start... We dont need all this hair, were capable of warming ourselves thank you...

To: its cold! Why didnt nature prepare us to deal with these temperatures.

#funny #weird #what?