Computers and Time

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Deep Ass Sentence Starters

“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?” “Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.” “Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?” “I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?” “I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.” “Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?” “Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?” “What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?” “There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.” “Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?” “If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?” “I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?” “One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?” “Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?” “I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.” “Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?” “Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?” “How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.” “What do you think our purpose is?” “What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.” “If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.” “If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?” “Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?” “If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?” “Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”

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Fallout 4 Deacon sentence starters

1. “I’m used to flying solo. But I gotta admit, working with you makes me think I’ve been missing out. Having someone watching your back… is refreshing.”  

2. “It doesn’t matter much to me. I’m a ______. At least, that’s what they tell me. So I really don’t have anything to lose.” 

3. “Alright, you got me. No fooling you, huh? Don’t take it personally, I lie to everyone.” 

4. “Maybe I’m just another human that has people back home s/he wants to protect. Then again, maybe not.”    

5. “If you believe anything, believe this. I’m in your corner. Always have been.”

6. “We’ve been making the rounds, doing the job. It’s time you learn the Big Secret.” 

7. “Everyone thinks that ______ is the big boss. S/he calls the ops, does the ra-ra speeches. But it’s just an act. S/he does what I tell her because ______ is my show. It’s been that way since I founded it.” 

8. “We’ve come a long way from the beginning. Done a lot of good. Saved a lot of ______.” 

9. “I really appreciate you putting up with my bullshit. Truth is, it’s been a long time since I’ve had a… friend.”    

10. “I’m a liar. Everyone knows it. I make no secret of it. Because the truth is: I’m a fraud. To my core.” 

11. “I’m everything wrong with this whole fucking ______. You’re the only friend I’ve got. I don’t deserve you being okay with this.” 

12. “Always happy to spend time with my friend. Even when the grenades and bullets are flying. Which happens an awful lot.” 

13. “We’re great. We’re frickin fantastic. Songs will be written about our sheer awesome-osity.” 

14. “You really like to wander, don’t you? I’ve seen more of ______ with you than I have in the rest of my years combined.” 

15. “Since we’re a team, do you think we could use a code name? Red Orchard? Or… Code Violet? Or… the Death Bunnies. That’ll confuse them.”

16. “You getting the hang of ______ yet? We’re just one big dysfunctional family. With guns.” 

17. “I’ve had this mug for too long. Might be time for a new face.” 

18. “I’m thinking, next time I go to town, I’ll dress up as a _______. If I pull that off, I’ll be a legend.”  

19. “Did I have you going, about being a ______? You’d be amazed how many people actually fall for that.” 

20. “You’re having a party. What gives with my invitation?” 

21. “Hope you don’t mind the reception. When you tango with _______, you’ve got to be careful when someone new gets on the dance floor.”  

22. “Look at the brush work. And the bold use of color. Oh, and how batshit crazy the painter was. Don’t forget that.”

23. “Watch what you say. If ______ chose one place to infiltrate, we’re walking right into it.” 

24. “This is not the time to tell ghost stories.” 

25. “Been partying a little hard, have we? You might want to lay off.” 

26. “Your fashion choice there, that takes some chutzpah.” 

27. “I would totally bowl, except I have a thing about bowling shoes. And I hurt my back. A lot.” 

28. “This was built to immortalize our robotic overlords. True story.” 

29. “Yeah. Heights. This’ll be ‘fun’.” 

30. “I know I can be a hard read, but I really enjoy travelling with you. No bullshit.” 

31. “In this business, sometimes you need to be tough, and I’m all for that. But if you go too far, then you’re just following in ______’s footsteps. And that’s a path I won’t take.”

32. “Us all getting along isn’t what’s important. The mission is.” 

33. “Me? Get into trouble? I am the very definition of innocence. We’re just going to spend all day playing canasta. Promise.” 

34. “Back before I met you, I’d go whole days without massacring a bunch of things. Honest.” 

35. “It’s hard not to feel safe here. Thick door, buried forever. ______, who?”

36. “I like the new look, ______. And people give me a hard time for just swapping out my face.” 

37. “Oh boy, it’s an honest-to-goodness _______. And here’s me without my autograph book.”

38. “What’s there to worry about? How much trouble could two people really get into?”  

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Fallout 4 - Companions comment on boats - sentence starters

1. “Kind of a sad old wreck, huh?” 

2. “Must have been a sight when it was seaworthy.” 

3. “Keep an eye out for ______. This is the kind of place they love to nest.” 

4. “Yaargh, matey! Perchance we find a chest of dabloons!” 

5. “Ship ahoy!” 

6. “I wonder how the _____ at sea fared, and what they thought when they returned.” 

7. “I’m not sure this ship is exactly seaworthy.” 

8. “If you feel seasick, might I recommend medication?” 

9. “I prefer to stay on land. It is more stable.” 

10. “Should we wear our life vests?” 

11. “And the water is all around us. Most unnatural.” 

12. “I have little desire to sail the ocean. So if we could not, I would appreciate this.” 

13. “Come _____. Not need water machine. Swim instead.” 

14. “_____ see something in water. Maybe _____!” 

15. “Water machine not work. Too smashed.” 

16. “Wonder how long it was adrift before it ended up here.”

17. “I suppose a pleasure cruise is out of the question at this point.” 

18. “Never cared for sea travel. Ruins my cigarettes.” 

19. “This tub’s seen better days.” 

20. “If you’re thinking of taking this pile of junk out to sea, it’s going to be a short trip.” 

21. “Why sail when you can fly?” 

22. “The only thing holding this ship together is rust and a prayer.” 

23. “Could never stomach the smell of dead fish. It clings to you.” 

24. “I don’t know how these old hulks stay afloat.” 

25. “Watch your step, ______. Some of the metal might be rusted through.” 

26. “We should stay clear of the water. Could be _____ down there.” 

27. “You don’t suppose this thing’s going to fall apart any more while we’re standing here, right?”

28. “What do you think got this one? Pirates? ______? Drunk captain?” 

29. “Hey, you’re old. Can you explain this to me? How exactly does on shiver a timber?” 

30. “You know, if you’re looking for something seaworthy, I’ve got two words for you: look elsewhere.” 

31. “I vote we just let the ______ have this one.” 

32. “Hope this ship isn’t crawling with ______.” 

33. “Let’s take our time. This wreck isn’t going anywhere soon.” 

34. “If you’re planning on sailing into the sunset, you may need to look for another boat.” 

35. “’Yo-ho-ho’ and all that nonsense.” 

36. “’Yo-ho-ho’, right?” 

37. “______ and raiders favor hunks of junk like this.” 

38. “After we beat _____ and free all the _______, we need to take to the seas in an epic adventure. You can have the cool hat.” 

39. “So people used to take tubs like this into the ocean? Crazy.” 

40. “This might have been one hell of a ship, once… now it’s just a man-made _____ nest.” 

41. “Never understood the whole ‘captain goes down with the ship’ thing. Me, I’m smarter than that.” 

42. “Between you and me, I hate being on the water. It makes me seasick.” 

43. “Don’t like boats. Prefer to keep my feet firmly planted on dry land.” 

44. “Plenty of ______ to be made in wrecks.” 

45. “Sexy pirate was always going to be my fallback if ‘sexy ______’ didn’t pan out.” 

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Random Fallout 4 sentence starters

1. “Don’t just stand there! Push a button! Push everything! Improvise, _______!” 

2. “If it isn’t my favorite former icicle.” 

3. “You know, I don’t think they look too kindly on pickpockets around… well… anywhere.” 

4. “You get caught pilfering around here, you don’t get thrown in the pen. You get thrown in a grave.” 

5. “You know, I’m fluent in ‘uncooperative old machine’. You want me to give that _____ a look?” 

6. “You know, I could probably make that _______ talk for you, if you ask nicely.” 

7. “These old ______ can be real finicky. If you ask nice, I’ll bet I could get it to spill its guts.” 

8. “If _______ were meant to fly, they would have built us with wings. Which would have been nice.” 

9. “Still got enough life in me for a good right hook, so don’t push it.” 

10. “Not enough people out here are willing to do what’s right. I consider myself awful lucky that I fell in with one who is.” 

11. “Well, to not put too fine a point on it, you’re the best damn partner I’ve ever had. So I’d say I’m doing pretty good.” 

12. “70/30… and a puppy. Non-negotiable.” 

13. “Scalpel… tea clamp… chainsaw. I totally should have been a surgeon.” 

14. “Right, time for me to get aggressive. Rawr! That sounded threatening, right?” 

15. “I would have paid ________ to be with you the first time you saw one of the ______. Must have thought you walked into a B-movie.” 

16. “Maybe I should change my outfit. I want to be wearing my Sunday best if we meet people, after all.” 

17. “Look at all those buttons. Go ahead, you know you want to.” 

18. “We should schedule a group outing for the _______. Watch a movie, catch a bite to eat, and get home before _______ wipes us out.”    

19. “After we beat _______ and free all the ________, we should take to the seas in an epic adventure. You can have the cool hat.” 

20. “Look at me! I’m trash! They threw me in the junk pile ages ago!” 

21. “________ not exactly known for embracing new technology with open arms. Guess I shouldn’t ask for a hug, then.” 

22. “That ______ is awfully high. We’re not going up there, are we? Of course we are. Because we’re insane.” 

23. “All right, you got me up here. Let’s go down. Now.” 

24. “If you’re giving stuff away, you know there’s a few things I’d like. A jumbo jet, a solid gold machine gun, my own talk radio station….” 

25. “Last partner I had wound up going… well… a little insane. I think it was all my show tune medleys.” 

26. “_______ tip #113: don’t go diving in creepy swimming holes. That is all.” 

27. “Me, get into trouble? I am the very definition of innocence. We’re just going to spend all day playing canasta. Promise.” 

28. “I would totally bowl, except that I have a thing about bowling shoes. And I hurt my back. A lot.” 

29. “Your wish is my… strong recommendation.” 

30. “Look at all the gizmos. That’s my term for them, patent pending.” 

31. “I was raised just over there. True story. Lots of fond memories over there by that… that… uh… thing.”

32. “I’m a bodyguard, then? Cool. I’ll work on glowering.” 

33. “Whatever egghead came up with the giant bugs should have been nuked.” 

34. “I’ve seen these things lay their eggs in a sick _______. Never felt bad for a _______ before.” 

35. “ECHO! Ha! Damn, I love it when that works.” 

36. “If my boss says you’re out of business, then I’m taking you down.” 

37. “Don’t get too far ahead of me. I like being close.” 

38. “Nothing I like more than standing out in the open, waiting to get shot.”  

39. “Don’t tell me you were shocked when you found out _______ is a ______. The ______ has about as much emotion as a bag of hammers.” 

40. “Hey, have you heard this one? It’s about the ______ that wondered why that rock kept getting bigger. And then it hit him.” 

41. “I’d call the slide first, but my tetanus shots are way out of date.” 

42. “It takes a lot to impress me, but watching you kill that ______? That was something else.”

43. “Can you believe I was actually ______ for a while? Me. Crazy, I know.” 

44. “Can’t we ever stumble into somewhere nice? You know, with flowers, bright colors?” 

45. “I’ve heard of this sport. You’re supposed to roll a ball down those lanes and knock over those pins. Weird.” 

46. “I can see my house from here! Sorry, I always wanted to say that.” 

47. “We’re great. We’re freakin’ fantastic! Songs will be sung about our sheer awsome-icity!” 

48. “I call dibs on all the hats! I love a good hat.” 

49. “Remember, if we come across anyone, you do the talking. I can be your mute friend.” 

50. “And you are just one big, beautiful distraction. Plenty of opportunities to learn secrets moving around in your shadow.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions’ comments on exposed locations - sentence starters

1. “Nothing I love more than standing out in the open, waiting to get shot.” 

2. “If we want to stay alive, we need to make for some cover.” 

3. “This is just about the worst place for us to be standing right now.” 

4. “I feel like a sitting duck out here. Can we find some cover?” 

5. “Here sniper, sniper.” 

6. “Hey, if you’ve got a death wish, then please, let’s stay put. Otherwise, let’s find some cover.” 

7. “Not a great tactical position, _______.” 

8. “Right now, where we are, totally a sniper’s dream. I should know.” 

9. “If I were a sniper, I’d be there. Or there. Or even there. Isn’t this fun?” 

10. “This isn’t the kind of place I like to dawdle.” 

11. “I feel like a walking target out here.” 

12. “We ought to keep moving; we’re awfully vulnerable here.”

13. “You know what this place could use? Cover.” 

14. “Anyone decides to pick a fight with us out here, we’re in trouble.” 

15. “This doesn’t seem like a great place to linger, _______.” 

16. “Let’s get through here quickly. I’m not loving all this open space.” 

17. “Sure, let’s stand here in the open and wait to get shot.” 

18. “This is too dangerous. We’re wide open out here.” 

19. “Being out in the open like this is tactically irresponsible.” 

20. “This isn’t safe at all. We need to find some cover as soon as possible.” 

21. “We’re a bit out in the open, aren’t we?” 

22. “What I wouldn’t give for a wall to hide behind.” 

23. “On the bright side, nobody’s going to be sneaking up on us.” 

24. “Wouldn’t mind more cover.” 

25. “Enemies see us easy out here.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions’ react to the player taking the peaceful option - sentence starters

1. “Oh, come on. You let them get away with that?” 

2. “Wow. You’re a god-damned pushover, aren’t you?” 

3. “What the hell? That’s it?” 

4. “Well, that was boring.” 

5. “You’re gonna just let them walk? I thought you were smarter than that.” 

6. “Come on, just kill ‘em. Live a little.” 

7. “All smiles, huh? It doesn’t mean nothing if the other guy’s not afraid of you.” 

8. “Look, unless this all part of some master plan to kill ‘em later, this ain’t my speed.” 

9. “Situation resolved and no one’s lying in a pool of blood. Don’t tell _______.” 

10. “Well, I’ll be. We’re not going to leave a trail of corpses. Great. And here I was wearing my ass-kicking boots. Oh well.” 

11. “Smart play. Everyone walks away with dignity and internals intact.” 

12. “It’s real easy to lose your cool in a situation like that. Well done.” 

13. “You’ve got a keen eye for self-preservation. Tough guy throws a punch, smart guy never needs to.”  

14. “Whew! For a moment there, I had visions of bullets whizzing past my head. Again.” 

15. Thank god. Not every story in _______ has to end in a body count.” 

16. “Sure, just let ‘em walk all over you. Whatever.” 

17. “So that’s it, eh? You let ‘em off way too easy.” 

18. “Well done, ______! There’s already enough violence in this world.” 

19. “I’ll never understand why people feel the need to resort to violence. If only everyone had as much sense as you, ______.” 

20. “This course of action minimizes harm. This is a good thing, yes?” 

21. “Violence begets violence, so a peaceful path is best, yes?” 

22. “I feared there would be fighting, but now it is all better.” 

23. “And bloodshed is avoided once again.” 

24. “I think that was the right choice.” 

25. “I would have done the same thing.” 

26. “I wish more people understood that violence isn’t the only way to solve things.” 

27. “Maybe I misjudged you after all.” 

28. “Not kill? ______ weak! Should kill.”

29. “Bah! Not enough killing.”  

30. “_______ should kill the weak. Weak deserve to die.” 

31. “Why _______ not smash? ______ would have smashed.” 

32. “Stupid _______. Should fight, not talk.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions’ comments while breaking into a building - sentence starters

1. “I hope we’re busting into this place for a good reason.” 

2. “Doing a bit of breaking-and-entering now, eh? You’re full of surprises, aren’t you.” 

3. “I guess they won’t mind if we take a quick peek.” 

4. “Always was easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.”

5. “Now things are getting interesting.” 

6. “If you think this is the best way to proceed…” 

7. “Anyone asks, just, uh, say you lost your keys.” 

8. “Breaking-and-entering around here is a fast way to end up in a shallow grave.” 

9. “Breaking-and-entering? Anything for a story…” 

10. “Uh… you forget your key at home?” 

11. “A little breaking-and-entering never hurt anyone, right?” 

12. “Hope nobody’s home, because they’re not gonna like this.”

13. “Hold on. This could be a bad idea.” 

14. “I think I’m gonna look the other way.” 

15. “I don’t think we should be doing this.” 

16. “Why let a little lock stop us, eh? …Dear me, I’m an accessory now, aren’t I?” 

17. “We’re trespassing now, ______?” 

18. “You lead, I’ll follow. But for the record, this is a bad idea.” 

19. “Who needs keys? You know, other than the people who locked that door.” 

20. “No, no. I’m sure that was locked for no reason. No reason at all.”  

21. “_____, I-I-I-I’m not sure about this.” 

22. “I am not sure the door’s owner would appreciate this.” 

23. “Should we be opening other people’s doors?” 

24. “I don’t think you should be doing that.” 

25. “Maybe we’re more alike than I thought.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions’ comments on caves - sentence starters

1. “Not quite as cozy as ______, but I could call it home.” 

2. “I grew up living in a cave just like this. Can you believe it?” 

3. “The only thing I missed when I was living underground was the daylight.” 

4. “Nothing yells ‘comfort’ like sleeping on a rocky floor.” 

5. “Stay sharp. Anything living in here probably didn’t move in to make friends.” 

6. “Dark, dank, filthy. Kinda reminds me of home, now that I think about it.” 

7. “Was always told I’d hit rock bottom. Not sure this is what they meant.” 

8. “I prefer cave fighting to a shoot-out up top. Fewer attack vectors.” 

9. “Practically every cave in _______ has been used by ______ at one point or another.” 

10. “If you’ve got ______ on your ass, a nice cave can be your friend.” 

11. “Nice and dark in here. I like it.” 

12. “The one thing you can count on in a nice, comfy cave is company. It’s prime real estate.” 

13. “So, we taking up the hermit life?” 

14. “Not a bad place… to become someone’s meal.” 

15. “Life sure does take you to some interesting places. We should visit one of those.” 

16. “I don’t think anyone down here is expecting guests.” 

17. “A _______ and a _______ wandered into my cave today. I had them for dinner. They were delicious.” 

18. “This is natural, right? We’re not about to walk into the jaws of whatever dug this?” 

19. “Only a non-human would be foolish enough to call this their home.” 

20. “Some caves meander on for miles. I hope this isn’t one of them.” 

21. “All manner of nasty creatures might call this place home.” 

22. “Fancying a bit of spelunking, are we, ______?” 

23. “I hope this is not some animal’s den.” 

24. “How wonderful. We are underground. Again.” 

25. “If I were a geologist, this place would be fascinating. but, as such, caves have little relevant data.” 

26. “Might I recommend an extra layer of clothing? Caves can be quite cold.” 

27. “It’s colder than I expected in here.” 

28. “I miss the sun already.”

29. “The sooner we get out of this cave, the better.” 

30. “Man, the echoes down here are messing with me.” 

31. “Hard to track sound in here. Everything echoes.” 

32. “Colder in here. I like it.” 

33. “No sun. Cave get cold.” 

34. “Not to worry, ______. Monsters not scariest thing in cave. ______ is scariest thing in cave.”

35. “Quiet here. ______ like this cave.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions comment on abandoned locations - sentence starters

1. “I’m not trying to make you nervous, but there was someone or something here recently.” 

2. “Whoever left here did it in a hurry.” 

3. “This neighborhood sure got vacated recently.” 

4. “Must’ve been one hell of an exodus out of this place.” 

5. “Where do you think everyone went?” 

6. “I hope whoever was here didn’t know something we don’t.” 

7. “Seems these folks were in a hell of a rush to get out of here.” 

8. “Shouldn’t there be people here?” 

9. “Where is everyone?” 

10. “I think we’re lucky. We just missed whoever was here.” 

11. “If we’re looting this place, you might want to hurry it up.” 

12. “I’m seeing evidence that something’s recently inhabited this area. This location isn’t secure.”    

13. “Empty, eh? Don’t blame them. Just look at the state of this place.” 

14. “Abandoned, perhaps? Hard to tell. People today no longer know the meaning of the word ‘clean’.” 

15. “I do hope whoever owned this place won’t be back soon.” 

16. “I hope, wherever the people went, they are safe.” 

17. “I guess we just missed whoever it was.” 

18. “Everyone’s long gone.” 

19. “Empty place. Not long, though.” 

20. “Cowards. They know _____ is coming. Left in hurry.” 

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Fallout 4 - companions’ reactions to beautiful locations - sentence starters

1. “Wow. Would you look at that.” 

2. “This is amazing. I’ve never seen anything so beautiful.”  

3. “This what things looked like before the ______?” 

4. “Any place this nice is hiding something.” 

5. “Are you seeing this? Nowhere in _______ is this nice.” 

6. “Sometimes, when we’re knee-deep in the fight, you can forget places like this exist.” 

7. “She/he/they would have liked this.” 

8. “How’s a place like this survive out here?” 

9. “We’re not in any rush to go, are we?” 

10. “Easy to forget places like this even exist.” 

11. “How can something this beautiful exist in such a fucked up world?” 

12. “Well, this is nice, for a change.” 

13. “Maybe I’m coming down with something, but this place looks incredible.” 

14. “This place does bring back some pleasant memories of the old world, does it not?” 

15. “You see, ______? Beauty does still exist in this world.” 

16. “Forgive me, ______. I feel a wave of nostalgia coming on.” 

17. “Oh, how wonderful.” 

18. “When I imagined the world outside of _______, this is what I was hoping for.” 

19. “Can we stay here?” 

20. “I’m glad there are still a few places like this left.” 

21. “Every once in a while you run across someplace like this, and you remember that the world can still be a beautiful place.” 

22. “______ not like this place. Want to just smash everything.” 

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Potential Panic Starters

“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”

“Nope! Nope nope nope.”

“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”

“Get me down! Please!”

“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”

“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”

“How are you so calm?!”

“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”

“Don’t. Panic.”

“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”

“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”

“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”

“Help. Help, help help help.“

“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”

“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”

“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”

“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”

“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”

“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”

“Help first, shame lecture later.”

“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”

“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”

“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”

“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”

[rocknmeme]

look after my muse!

🔥my muse is feverish

🤕 my muse is high on painkillers

🤢 my muse has an upset stomach

👻 my muse scrapes their knee

🥣 my muse needs help eating

👟 my muse collapses

🌜my muse is exhausted after a long day

🌫️ my muse is dizzy

🚨 my muse has a headache

[badliares]

* 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙽𝙴𝚈 𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂 𝚁𝙿 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴.

taken from various disney (including pixar) movie. nothing belongs to me. feel free to change any pronouns or sentence structure according to your muse’s preferences!

❝   i have no strength with which to speak,  when you sit me down and see i’m weak.   ❞

❝   we will run and scream; you will dance with me; we’ll fulfil our dreams and we’ll be free.   ❞

❝   we will be who we are.   ❞

❝   they’ll heal our scars; sadness will be far away.   ❞

❝   so i had done wrong, but you put me right.   ❞

❝   when i give less than i take - it is my fault, my own mistake.   ❞

❝   say that i’m crazy, or call me a fool - but last night it seems that i dream about you. ❞

❝   when i open my mouth, what came out was a song. and you knew every word and we all sang along.   ❞

❝   we sang along to a melody that’s playing to the strings of our souls.   ❞

❝   our love for each other will live on forever.   ❞

❝   when the cold wind is calling and the sky is clear and bright, i will ride.   ❞

❝   i have to be strong as the seas are stormy, and proud as an eagle’s scream.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i would have no inkling of how precious this life could be.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i would never have a clue how at last i’d find in you the missing part of me.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i’d be safe but half as real.   ❞

❝   what’s the matter with me? you’d think a girl would learn.   ❞

❝   if there’s a price for a rotten judgement, i guess i’ve already won that.   ❞

❝   no man is worth the aggravation.   ❞

❝   it’s ancient history; been there done that!   ❞

❝   who you think you’re kidding? he’s the earth and heaven to you!   ❞

❝   no chance, no way! i won’t say it, no.   ❞

❝   it’s too cliche, so i won’t say i’m in love.   ❞

❝   i thought my heart has learnt its lesson.   ❞

❝   my head is screaming, “get a grip, girl! unless you want to cry your heart out.”   ❞

❝   check the grin: you’re in love.   ❞

❝   put your faith in what you most believe in.   ❞

❝   trust your heart. let fate decide to guide these lies we see.    ❞

❝   two worlds, one family.   ❞

❝   raise your head up, lift high the load; take strength from those that need you.   ❞

❝   build higher walls, build stronger beams!   ❞

❝   tell everybody i’m on my way; new friends and new places to see.   ❞

❝   there’s nowhere else i’d rather be.   ❞

❝   i’m loving every step i take.   ❞

❝   i can’t keep this smile off my face.   ❞

❝   there’s nothing like seeing each other again, no matter the distance in between.   ❞

❝   the life of a princess from birth is well defined.   ❞

❝   a [princess/prince/king/queen] must humbly serve their country, play the part they’re assigned.   ❞

❝   who could ever ask for more?   ❞

❝   i wanna be like other girls!   ❞

❝   climb up the trees like other kids can!   ❞

❝   gotta keep one jump ahead of the bread line.   ❞

❝   these guys don’t appreciate i’m broke.   ❞

❝   i steal only what i can’t afford - and, well, that’s everything.   ❞

❝   i can take a hint, gotta face the fact. you’re my only friend, [Name].   ❞

❝   i’d blame parents except he hadn’t got them.   ❞

❝   i think i’ll take a stroll around the block.   ❞

❝   gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat; otherwise, we’ll get along.   ❞

❝   i admit that in the past i’ve been a nasty.   ❞

❝   they weren’t kidding when they’re calling me, well, a witch.   ❞

❝   i fortunately know a little magic; it’s a talent i always possess.   ❞

❝   poor unfortunate souls, in pain! in need! and do i help them? indeed.   ❞

❝   there you see her, sitting across the way.   ❞

❝   she doesn’t get a lot to say, but there’s something about her.   ❞

❝   yes, you want her. look at her, you know you do.   ❞

❝   it’s possible she wants you too. there is one way to ask her.   ❞

❝   you think i’m an ignorant savage?   ❞

❝   still, i cannot see that the savage one is me.   ❞

❝   you think you own whatever land you land on. the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.   ❞

❝   if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew.   ❞

❝  for a long time we’ve been marching off to battle. in our thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle!   ❞

❝   bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer.   ❞

❝   and i’ll bet the ladies love a man in armor!   ❞

❝   there’s no place i’d rather be than on my surfboard out at sea.   ❞

❝   and if i had one wish come true, i’d surf till the sun sets.   ❞

❝   i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream.   ❞

❝   i know you, the gleam in your eyes is a familiar gleam.   ❞

❝   visions are seldom what they seem.   ❞

❝   you’ll love me at once, the way you did once.   ❞

❝   i don’t have time for dancing! that’s just gonna have to wait for a while.   ❞

❝   ain’t got time for messing around, and it’s not my style.   ❞

❝   i know exactly where i’m going; getting closer, closer each day.   ❞

❝   people down here think i’m crazy, but i don’t care.   ❞

❝   so, he’s a bit of a fixer upper.   ❞

❝   i know he washes well, but he always ends up sorta smelly.   ❞

❝   you can fix this fixxer upper with a little bit of love!   ❞

❝   remember me? though i have to say goodbye…   ❞

❝   even if i’m far away, i’ll hold you in my heart.   ❞

❝   remember me, though i have to travel far.   ❞

❝   so many things to tell you. but how to make you see?   ❞

❝   the truth about my past? impossible. you’d turn away from me.   ❞

❝   all at once, everything looks different. now that i see you.   ❞

❝   they’ll fall in love, and here’s the bottom line: our trio’s down to two.   ❞

❝   standing here, it’s all so clear: i’m where i’m meant to be.   ❞

❝   with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster’s in the air.   ❞

❝   until you’re in my arms again, remember me.   ❞

[therpmemeshop]

more lines from modern media that are raw as hell

warning: some may be nsfw

insp: x / x

❝ we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. ❞

❝  we are good people and we’ve suffered enough. ❞

❝ violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ❞

❝ when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn. ❞

❝ will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i will face god and walk backwards into hell. ❞

❝ you mean the chaos emeralds? ❞

❝ i see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. ❞

❝ it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. ❞

❝ it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. ❞

❝ pick a hell and rot there. ❞

❝ we are the timeline that god has abandoned. ❞

❝ do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? ❞

❝ every day we stray further from god’s light. ❞

❝ you’re about to experience the wrath of a god. ❞

❝ alone on a friday night? god, you’re pathetic. ❞

❝ you sit on a throne of lies. ❞

❝ they don’t decide who you are. you are who you choose to be. ❞

❝ thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary… feelings. ❞

❝ i survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ❞

❝ bold of you to assume i can die. ❞

❝ if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? ❞

❝ it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming…on days like these, kids like you… should be burning in hell. ❞

❝ despite everything, it’s still you. ❞

❝ in this world, it’s kill or be killed. ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. ❞

❝ i should have killed you when i had the chance. ❞

❝ god won’t let me die. ❞

❝ god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ it seems you were the one offended, my good bitch. ❞

❝ you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ the risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math. ❞

❝ this jackassery will NOT stand! ❞

❝ god can’t help you now. ❞

❝ i am a monument to all your sins. ❞

❝ if the world chooses to become my enemy, i will fight like i always have. ❞

[onlyrpmemes]

Send 📖+ an AU scenario to get a glance at what my muse would be like in that universe

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send a word and I will write a drabble or headcanon based on it

Sunlight

Alone

Darkness

Streets

Cupboard

Snacks

Doubt

Joy

Peace

Moment

Rain

Hum

Kitchen

Bedroom

Family

Friend

Garden

Relax

Stress

Job

Fury

Betrayed

Absence

Vices

Pets

Absolve

Stars

Scorn 

Praise

Laundry

Papers

Smoke

Wine

Couch

Kiss

Doors

Tree

Dirt

Flowers

Collect

Remove

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