This Is A Direct Attack On The Will Of The People!

Sometimes I shitpost, other times I make smite stuff. I main solo lane. Main blog/Ign is MrMcPhoenix

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Weird that y’all think I’m sort of a disaster now and the majority of you haven’t been following me very long. I started this blog when I was 16. You all missed out on such gems as the time I wanted to go to a concert but I had to do the dishes first and I stashed a really disgusting pot in the broken never used dishwasher to do later

And forgot about it for two months.

And when I realized what I’d done and yanked it out there was a climax community eco system in there. Like a for real old growth forest.

I didn’t know what to do. Whatever grew in t definitely had to be part of its molecular structure by that point. I was super paranoid no matter how well I cleaned it that it’s still poison my family with some sort of new mutated super pathogen.

But I couldn’t let my mom know what happened.

So I buried it in the backyard.

And I was in the clear for two years, until someone in my family was digging back there, and it was unearthed, and my mom found out everything,

And I walked into my basement bedroom and it was in my window like the damn pet cemetery

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Burying it cleaned it super well though so honestly I did the right thing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I’m getting a lot of messages from people who have similar stories and I think we need to pose this to archaeologists as a new theory to major pottery finds

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hold on if I get my mom on the phone will you make that an official statement

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Ancient Greece is for the Gays and Ancient Rome is for the Straights. Don’t @ me.

[nyxatnight]

they could honestly put Aphrodite in a fucking garbage bag outfit and we-

[avdolluvr69]

Me, playing more Loki again:

:D

Me remembering theyre nerfing Loki for the only purpose “hes annoying”:

D,:

[mellowminty]

it was a completely justified nerf. loki should never be anywhere higher than B tier.

[avdolluvr69]

I understand the start damage nerf but his mitigations stealth nerf wasnt needed. But yet again cause hes “an annoying god” he gets the nerf, K.

[mellowminty]

no, it’s because he’s literally not fun to play against especially for newer players. loki legit ruins the game for people at lower levels. him being annoying is actually a perfectly valid reason to nerf a god. loki is frustrating to play against in general and if he’s getting out of hand he needs to be brought down in power.

[avdolluvr69]

Newer players are always gonna have hard time against gods

Zeus for example, yet he doesnt get an actual nerf.

Ymirs are also annoying and scary for low levels too but you learn to play against it. Doesnt mean they have to change an entire god around because a brand new player whose never touched the game doesnt know how to play against, hell they dont even know how to use items. Its gonna happen and theyll learn how to counter.

When you learn how to counter Lokis arent bad at all, hell run some protections if you must. Lokis never been a huge problem for me, unless he got an early start but if any god gets an early start then yeah theyll beat me up

But nerfing a god for everyone just because babies dont know how to counter or even play the game in general isnt a valid reason to be honest.

[mellowminty]

newer players are not going to understand being killed consistently by an invisible teleporting dude. i think loki is a shitty god with a shitty kit and is poorly designed but like, if they change him people are gonna get pissed. with his kit he literally has to be underbalanced or people will basically run over games with him. anubis is extremely similar. zeus and ymir are extremely easy to telegraph. after awhile you will know exactly what they’re going to do and how to deal with it. but you don’t easily counter a god with like 8 seconds of invisibility and free sprint until you have a way better understanding of the game. that’s how it’s always been. if there’s a god that’s literally just stomping new players it’s an issue and needs to be rectified.

zeus doesn’t need a nerf because he’s basically a free target when his kit is down. no mobility. you just kill his ass. 

a character with high mobility and extremely high burst damage doesn’t need protections on any of their abilities, like, at all. loki should be punished for displacing himself. the protections on his 1 were probably allowing loki to get away with more than he should. 

[avdolluvr69]

Still, im saying a god shouldnt be nerfed because new players cant play against him just yet.

Like mans i just dont like how Lokis being nerfed and i dont wanna argue about it much. Im just an angry Loki main wholl probably forget about the nerfs and still play him.

Its just an annoying thing and those pass by

[nuwahel-deactivated20190302]

Loki /is/ an annoying thing.

There is a good reason why so many people complain about him. I’m pretty sure he’s the god people complain the most about. Mellowminty is right. Loki shouldn’t have the damage mitigation on his one. His stealth is already the best in the game, why should he get rewarded for staying invisible even if you touch him when other gods like Morrigan or Izanami don’t get the same treatment? How is that fair and balanced. “but Morrigan has a decoy.” I mean, come on. The decoy is shit.

“You can just buy protections”. No. It doesn’t work. You’ll still die unless your team is perfectly coordinated. Or if the Loki player is pretty bad with the god.  A breastplate of valor won’t save a mage, hell it might even make it worse because it lowers their power and chances to fight back.

We’re all upset when our fave gods are getting nerfed, it doesn’t mean the nerfs aren’t good or deserved. Loki should have been nerfed a long time ago. 

It’s a good thing Hirez has finally stopped being scared that they might lose some money by nerfing one of the most popular gods. 

[einthebusinessdeer]

I just reinstalled Smite and apparently they made Anubis hot?

I mean he used to look like hot shit

but I log in and straight on the login screen is this piece of ass

They got everything so right what furry out there did this?

[horusiswatching]

I’m not playing smite until they add me, those Ra sympathizers

[thegreatwudong]

Your wish came you’ll be in next year

[nyxatnight]

Arthur and Merlin God Designs

[comradeathena]

If they pull a 7 deadly sins and make Merlin a sexy lady, I’m going to shit myself

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

[philc0llins-deactivated20190920]

when iggy starts hanging out with jotaro instead of polnareff

[nyxatnight]

I find it complete bullshit that they don’t want to do any Mayan or Hindu gods because they aren’t popular enough

The Mayan & Hindu gods in the game are some of the most unique characters in the game and I can’t imagine the game without any of them, Ajax can keep attempting to make fancy Greek or whatever the fuck new pantheon gods but none of them will every rise up to them and thats that on that

[sobek-support]

To be fair it doesn’t look like hirez/Titan forge really cares about any pantheon that isn’t Greek or Roman. They’ve already said that they weren’t bothered about filling out other pantheons to complete the classes in them.

I’d love to see some new Mayan and Hindu gods, fuck they can be really creative with with designs and have something other than the same face same ability character mould they seem to have going atm. Both these pantheons have such interesting gods/goddesses and I think they’re really missing a beat not having them involved in anything tbh.

If they could work their new found creativity from the skins into the new god designs they’d have some pretty interesting stuff. They’ve shown they can do better animal models like with the demon bear Artio skin so why not capitalise on the non huminoid gods?

Maybe the reason that the Hindu and Maybe gods aren’t as popular is because they literally do nothing with them? The last time they did anything big with these pantheons was part of Ares’ stupid thing where Ganesha was just brushed aside after 1 line. If they hyped up other pantheons instead of focusing on the same 2 all the time maybe they’d draw more interest?

I think they need to stop fixating on one idea until it’s done to death and have a load more variety because this is what their problem is, they don’t know how to manage the content they put out in a good way. Take a step back Hirez and focus on something new for a couple of patches.

[nyxatnight]

they’re using the other pantheons as pawns to help the Greek and Norse pantheons, I’m still annoyed they just killed off so many people all for Ares’ little tantrum 

[underworld-flower]

[blog-of-tahuti]

Snow globes

[sharkboxes]

[nyxatnight]

[nyxatnight]

Smite doesnt have enough goth girls and that's a crime.

smite doesnt have enough girls, period 

[mrmcphoenix]

When you take his 9 inches

[smitening]

Odyssey Skins of Patch 5.20 : 

-Fiend Hunter Artio

-Monlit Scout Neith

-Dragon Doggo Kulkucan (Reward)

[nyxatnight]

why didn’t they just delay patch notes until tuesday, skins were the only thing they had to show anyway

[comradeathena]

Hirez is just an electronic doll dress up company my dude. They just need to sell those skins to stay afloat so they can pump resources into their next garbage game.

[demonicdisorder-deactivated2025]

God is a Woman, Smite version.

[underworld-flower]

Add nox with the galaxy hula hoop And pele or sol in the candle Chang’e in the space water