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[memeclassheroes]

[thebiggestplantgirlno15]

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

[atwotonedbird]

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

[milwkwyxd]

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

[non-cannon]

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

just von Neumann probe things TM

[bonnettbee]

Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔

[bunjywunjy]

aggressive wildlife management (lance)

[wheelie-sick]

murder and theft (dark brotherhood & thieves guild quest lines in skyrim)

[judaschameleon]

Stealing dangerous artifacts from other thieves and evading the police

[thegreatwudong]

Beating up law enforcement

[voidpants]

[arcramiel]

its ok girl, i like your silly dance

[secundus-cinaedus]

cure of ra

[madame-helen]

Now its blessing of Ra

[thereadingaddic7]

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

[sindri42]

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

[pinkpeachleaf]

[ralfmaximus]

Ra he is the sun god Ra he is a fun god All hail Ra Ra! Ra! Ra!

[nchlsdmn]

Ratchet and Clank Early Concept art from: https://www.therealjohnwu.com/gallery_ratchet_clank.html

[serumquell]

madness || 2d

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[animentality]

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[loveletterworm]

(...I don't have a caption. Undertale is 10!)

[a-nice-frog]

[a-nice-frog]

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

[marxism-transgenderism]

Happy 10 year anniversary

[furryprovocateur]

for anyone unaware, BDS is calling for a boycott of Microsoft Game Pass, Minecraft, and New Xbox Consoles

BDS calls for Boycott of Microsoft Game Pass, Minecraft, New Xbox Consoles

No more Call of Duty. No more Minecraft. No more Xbox (unless you already own one).

[animentality]

[chumbouquet]

They invented conditioner

[paper-mario-wiki]

you guys like rebuying games right? i mean, not like ACTUALLY re-buying them, cuz you dont actually get to KEEP the games but like. you'll give us more money for them again, right? you want super mario galaxy again right?

the worst console in our history is now playable with a subscription and a paid peripheral btw

please dont think about the fact that we still have legal slaves because of our demonic IP defending practices put people in so much debt that they will not pay it off to us in their lifetime

and also. chris pratt. fuck you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

excellent question

Gary Bowser, an old disabled man, was released from prison in 2023 following a 14 month stay after Nintendo imprisoned him for working with a third party company that made modification chips for consoles, during which Nintendo filed a civil suit against him, with the court deciding he owed $14m to Nintendo in damages. He will be paying it off monthly for the rest of his life.

here is how he describes being arrested:

“The day that it happened, I was sleeping in my bed, it was four in the morning, I’d been drinking all night,” Bowser says. “And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head … they dragged me out of the place, put me in the back of a pickup truck and drove me to the Interpol office.”

[penumbrosa]

here is gary bowser's gofundme if you'd like to send some money his way to support him instead of the massive video game company he's indebted to for the rest of his life

Donate to GaryOPA Restarting His Life, organized by Gary Bowser

Hello everyone, my name is Gary Bowser aka GaryOPA as many of you know I am now in the process… Gary Bowser needs your support for GaryOPA R

[paper-mario-wiki]

good morning.

surprised at how many people are mad at me for bringing this up, and going out of their way to justify or dismiss Nintendo's violent state-backed abduction-at-gunpoint of a 50 year old man over some fuckin ROMs. i thought we were all already, like, on-the-level about how insane that is.

"god forbid we enjoy something for once" in response to criticism of Nintendo forcing someone into a lifelong debt after over a year in prison is crazy, when what youre so desperate to enjoy unbothered is a re-rerelease of a 17 year old game and a subscription service to play a console whose entire legacy is how terrible it was.

are you people actually anti-corporate, or are you just pretending to be until standing on it means getting toys taken away?

[the-stabbiest-dragon]

[derekscorner]

Censorship by payment processors has possibly gotten worse if this is true. Given the crazy shit Mastercard & Visa has done I wont rule it out.

More PayPal fun:

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[joudama]

For anyone who wants to call Visa or Mastercard about the Steam/Itchio: be the nice but inept person who eats up all their time.