Conai Onaru

"I try my best, I swear." MASTERLIST

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Bjorn wives timeline

1. PORUNN

Bjorn meets Porunn

He marries her

She ends up pregnant

Gets hurt during the raid

Gives birth to Siggy

Allows Bjorn to cheat with Torvi

Leaves

2. Torvi

Bjorn cheats on Porunn with Torvi

Marries Torvi after Porunn leaves

Married to her for 6 or 7 years

Siggy dies

No children with Torvi

Cheats on her with his half-sister Ásdís

Divorces Torvi as she leaves to live in Hedeby with Lagertha

3. Ásdís

Bjorn starts to woo Ásdís (who is his half-sister and 19 years younger)

Gets her Pregnant

Divorces Torvi

Marries Ásdís

Hali is born

Ragna is born

Ragnar returns

Aslaug dies

Bjorn cheats on her with his mothers lover Astrid

Ásdís gets pregnant

Sigurd dies

Asa is born

Bjorn cheats on her with Snæfrid

Bjorn takes Snæfrid as his second wife

She dies

They flee Kattegat

Ásdís gets pregnant

Bjorn cheats on her with Elsewith

Ásdís loses the baby

Ásdís cheats on Bjorn with Alfred

They win back Kattegat

Bjorn cheats on her with Gunnhild

Ásdís divorces Bjorn

Gets pregnant again

4. SNAEFRID

Bjorn cheats on Ásdís with Snæfrid

Bjorn takes her as his second wife

Snæfrid dies during the battle

5. GUNNHILD

Bjorn marries Gunnhild

Gunnhild gets pregnant

Loses the baby

Bjorn takes Ingrid as his second wife

6. INGRID

Bjorn marries Ingrid

Ingrid gets pregnant

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Aslaug sat on the throne like she belonged there. Ásdís sat like it weighted her down. She was her mothers daughter, but she never saw the appeal of the throne. And yet she sat on it for 40 years.

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Aslaugs female court

Aslaug Sigurdsdottir

Wife of Ragnar Lothbrok

Mother to Ubbe, Hvitserk, Sigurd, Ásdís, Ivar

Princess of Gottoland

Queen of Kattegat

Siggy

Wife of Earl Haraldson

Mother of Thyri and 2 sons

Helga

Wife of Floki

Mother of Angrboda

Lagerthas female court

Lagertha

Wife of Ragnar, Sigvard, Kalf

Mother of Bjorn Ironside and Gyda

Earl of Hedeby

Queen of Kattegat

Shieldmaiden

Astrid

Wife of Haralf Finehair

Queen of the Kingdom of Vestfold-Rogaland

Lagerthas Second-in-Command

Shieldmaiden

Torvi

Wife of Borg, Erlendur, Bjorn Ironside

Mother of Guthrum, Hali and Asa

Lagerthas Second-in-Command

Shieldmaiden

Ásdís's female court

Ásdís Aslaugsdottir

Daughter of Ragnar Lothbrok and Aslaug Sigurdsdottir

3rd Wife of Bjorn Ironside

Mother of Hali, Asa, Ragna, Eirik

Queen of Kattegatt

Margrethe

Wife of Ubbe Ragnarsson

Mother of Ragnar the Younger

Ingrid

6th wife of Bjorn Ironside

Witch

Ásdís's Second-in-Command

Gunnhild

5th wife of Bjorn Ironside

Shieldmaiden

Head of the Shieldmaidens

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You are a Völva like Aslaug. Because you have the gift of sigh. Visions?

Yes. If that made her a witch, then so am I. Will you kill me to?

You are no witch.

You sure, Legetha?

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Bjorn looks at the baby as if she was all he ever wanted. Only to grow neglectful after Porunn leaves. She reminds him too much of her mother. And the older she grows, the more he hates to look at her.

Porunn looks at her baby in fear and shame. Shame that she failed as a Shieldmaiden, fear that Siggy will turn out like her. Seeing her after all these years was hard. Especially when she looked so much like she once used to.

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4 Generations of childbrides and sorrow

JAEHAERA TARGARYEN - Daughter of Aegon II and Meya Greyjoy. Wife to Aegon III at 6. Two years after her marriage, Jaehaera reportedly threw herself from her window in Maegor's Holdfast, and was impaled on the spikes of the dry moat below. † 133 AC

MEYA GREYJOY - Last trueborn child of Lord Gidden and his lady wife Cerline Lannister. Married to Aegon II Targaryen at 15. She bore him three children Jaeherys, Jaehera and Maelor. In support of her husband she usurped her brother Jaren and took control of Pyke. She ruled and fought at her husbands side till her end. † 131 AC

CERLINA LANNISTER - cousin of Jason Lannister. Wife of Lord Gidden Greyjoy at 16. The Spinster of Pyke, locked in a tower only visited when her Lord husband came to boast with another bastard. Fled Pyke when Rhaenyra became queen. Starved to death with her children after a shipwreck. † 134 AC

CERYS REDWYNE- Married to Ser Tybolt Lannister at 16. Mother to Cerlina and Cerelle. After the death of her husband, daughters, grand children and great-grandchildren she lost all will to live. Lived to the end of her days as a shell of her old self. † 145 AC

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"One day you will have a child of your own. A babe that you will carry, give birth to, feed and watch grow. You will not be able to tear your eyes away from it. And it will grow older and you will have to let go. So it can make a place in the world for itself, or because your time is up. So keep your eyes on that child for as long as you can."

Aslaug did not look at her as she walked out. She had to stay behind as Aslaug met Lagertha. The next time she saw her mother she was dead.

Maybe Aslaug couldn't bear to see the sorrow in her eyes. The both knew would would follow.

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Ragnar's kids

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Þórdís and Hvitserk

The way of fate part 2

Because I cant decide which song is better

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Þórdís and Hvitserk

The way of the fate

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Tyanna and the Boltons

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KING ROBB

The first King in the North after 3000 years.

THE STRATEGIST

"Tell Lord Tywin winter is coming for him. Twenty thousand northerners marching south to find out if he really does sh*t gold."

KING JON

Lord Commander of the Nightwatch

THE FIGHTER

"The true enemy won't wait out the storm. He brings the storm."

QUEEN TYANNA

The Kingmaker, named Jon the King in the North and of the Seven Kingdoms

THE MANIPULATOR

"We do not rule, but we may guide the men that do."

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Ramsay grinned. "I can not have a challange to my claim. My father legitimised me. Now that the Frey girl had a son, he must be dealth with."

Tyanna stared at him. What was he getting at? "The measter says you are carrying a son, as well. Let us make a deal. You deal with the Frey babe and you can keep yours. For now, at least."

"You can not mean that I-"

"A son for a son."

With regret she nodded.

When your stepson tries to manipulate you into unaliving a baby. So you do it and then unalive him as well. After all... The son for a son deal was still open.

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Mommy's little doomed twins

Parallels between them:

Aslaug did both their hair

Both strayed from their faith and found a new one (Hvitserk - budhism, Þórdís - christianity)

Both were very close to one brother but chose the other one in the end (Hvitserk betrayed Ubbe for Ivar, Þórdís conspired against Ivar with Ubbe)

Both cursed (Hvitserk with his alcoholism, Þórdís by her visions)

Felt each others pain (Hvitserk Felt her go into labour, Þórdís felt Hvitserks execution)

Both unknowingly fulfilled prophecies (Hvitserk being the son of Ragnar to kill Lagertha, Þórdís "uniting" vikings and christians)

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Feeling your twin brother being burned alive