catch my heart

yuri lover music lover book lover lyz, 26, they/them. sometimes i write

[vilecousin]

“misandry isn’t real” well it could be if we all worked together

[soup-mother]

All the characters depicted in this work are lying about their ages

[soup-mother]

By clicking "continue" you agree that you are also lying about your age

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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[bobdylanyaoi]

the singular of pasta is pastum

[bugwars]

hey we met earlier in the parking lot, I was the one keying everybody’s cars and I just want to say that you should check your passenger side door. yeah man it looks fucked, like someone keyed it or something

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[pathos-logical]

[ID copied from alt: Tags reading “reaching out to each other…?” End ID]

[chio-pudding]

everyday’s a great day for jujyposting

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Go for it, the worst she can do is plunge the world into eternal darkness and despair.

[gothangelsinnerrr]

The tarot cards said we should fuck.

[aneacc]

love me some flowery kettles 🌸🌼🫖🌼🌸

After a long long hiatus with lots of introspection, I finally returned with something inside my comfort zone: cottagecore, with a cutesy drawing of kettles and made some wallpapers exclusive for patreon only one is literally a kitchen inspired wallpaper, which I love <3

[dru-reblogs-stuff]

[Image Description: A digital stylized illustration of 4 styles of florally-decorated teapots accompanied by 2 standalone flower arrangements. /ID]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[nonlynear]

ive never seen something that “could mean nothing”

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim