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[dwarfonium13]

[dwarfonium19]

[dwarfonium12]

[dudethong]

[carldangerous]

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[concupiscentboys]

From here on out, the act of douching should be called "Draining the Swamp".

[judithbuttplug]

[homosexual-supervillain]

When your straight friends force you to go to a hetero bar with them

[homosexual-supervillain]

at any sporting event

[homosexual-supervillain]

college parties thrown by fraternities 

[homosexual-supervillain]

anywhere south of the mason dixon line 

[homosexual-supervillain]

earth.

[4gifs]

[theprettynerdie]

RIP Taylor Swift (2009 - 2016)

Kim Kardashian just exposed Taylor Swift and now her PR-created world is crumbling down around her.

“Yes, poor Taylor Swift is the victim once again. A victim of a “character assassination”.  A character assassination much like when she posted Joe Jonas‘ breakup voicemail on YouTube. A character assassination much like when she described the woman Joe Jonas dated after her, Camille Belle, as “an actress, she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress“. A character assassination much like the time when she publicly dissed Harry Styles – while he was in the audience – in front of millions while accepting a VMA for yet another song she wrote about an ex. A character assassination much like the time she literally called up all her “friends” to make a video dragging Katy Perry. A character assassination much like the time she humiliated Calvin Harris because she got pissy after he denied her involvement in a song (a song she didn’t want anybody to know she co-wrote btw). But not before cheating on him. And you didn’t ask to be part of the narrative? Sorry. Did John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, or Harry Styles ask to be part of your narrative that you used to portray yourself as a victim? No? Then shut the fuck up.”

She’s sued her own fans for making fan art on Etsy. She sued her own fucking guitar teacher for having the audacity to say he taught her. She got a radio DJ fired for allegedly groping her ass, he sued for slander because it wasn’t him (witnesses backed him up), then she counter-sued him into oblivion. She sent a cease and desist letter to a podcast for reciting the lyrics to “Shake It Off”. She tried to trademark a year. When Calvin Harris got a handjob in a Thai massage parlor, she tried to wipe the story off the Internet. When Adele broke her “Bad Blood” Youtube record, Taylor had Tumblr posts removed that made fun of her.

GO. OFF.

[currentvibes]

[chainsawpunk]

[amorroso]

[banana-milk-tea-deactivated2021]

[concupiscentboys]

[micdotcom]

[mattbraunger]

WHOA. This times a thousand. 

[mamrie]

Mothafuckin PREACH.

[getmotivatedandgetfit-blog]

YYAAASSS

[buttholewitchcraft]

[cumbursted]

rachel knows

[relentless-soul]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

[thebestoftumbling]

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

[chrisjpg]

when he stick it in and youre trying not to clench

[evilrashida]

Omfg?????

[quickweaves]

this is why god doesnt speak to us anymore