[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[malibuklaus]

[gaysie]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[alistairstheirins]

Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis (2027) devs. Crystal Dynamics, Flying Wild Hog

[cilantrhoes]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[pansyfemme]

i was born to be a boytoy im not designed to accomplish tasks

[realfootage]

[unflappable-wolf]

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

[spelledslots]