Kicking Ass and Taking Names

~ UVic 2017 -- Voice Major -- I tend to make things up as I go along -- Developing a severe case of wanderlust ~

[books-read-in-nooks]

Lizzie: *Roasts Mr Darcy*

Mr Darcy:

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[theocseason4]

[joshpeck]

[cutsycats]

Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight

[britlysue]

Take that

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[mrsbingleys]

(｡♥‿♥｡)

[bitchesgetriches]

911 I just witnessed a murder

[aidashakur]

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[fanonical]

‘not all men’ you’re right. snape would do something way worse

[unclefather]

[bludgeoner]

[afloweroutofstone]

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[eclogues]

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

[tawnygrisette]

i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning

[blackqueerblog]

[xliverpool-deactivated20201225]

if the world did more things like this