(in a spy thriller monologue voice) july 6th 2024. everyone is hyped for wonderlust, which is set to release at 3pm EST if i remember correctly. the time comes and goes, and this is in the middle of the most dire jrwi drought. i’m talking no free content since january (first 5 suckening eps). so everyone panics, and bizly makes this tweet:
which results in michael b qcharlie making this post:
others reblog and crack jokes about impersonating other council members. personally, i say i’ll kill and impersonate grizzlyplays because his characters speak thru me like prophets. michael takes these reblogs and does what he does best (cause issues).
we end up with girzzlyplays (me), codecicle (michael), two condis, totally really bizlychannel (finch arachnid-party), and slimecicle-real.
honorable mentions are gay-slimecicle, damien zombehlover as jrwi-official, and cheri s0lar-ch3ri as mil0mumbles.
for the next six hours everyone roleplays as council members and collectively loses their minds. girzzlyplays starts his own wonderlust campaign, confirms demonkicks is canon, apologizes for saying faggot twice, and only advocates for trans rights if merch is bought. i’m pretty sure codecicle falls in love with gay-slimecicle. one of the condis encourages rpf + gore and alludes to even making a whole week themed around gore/other explicit fan works named… i shant say. jrwiheritageposts comes back. near the end, mil0mumbles shows up and gathers jrwiblr to the town square for our executions. codecicle is crucified. girzzlyplays is genIoss crucified. condifucktion makes his truman show exit and says that now we will never get to see the explicit 4-person sex scene the council filmed for the first episode. the episode still didn’t post. finch, having used a sideblog, comes out as having fought the war on rpf on the side of rpf as bizlychannelofficial. some of the identities of other council/council adjacent impersonators are still a mystery to me, to this day. also one of the condis tricks a few people into thinking the episode actually dropped when it didn’t.
around 8 or 9pm???, m skittlespizza tells the dash that the episode has finally dropped. on podbean. of all places. and nowhere else. everyone frantically downloads the app in the hysteria. no one has actually heard of podbean before.
basically everyone’s back to normal at this point. some of my friends make collages/drawings for me to commemorate the Incident. everyone, even those involved, makes posts trying to understand What The Fuck just happened. cheri makes banners for those who survived/were a part of the event. the episode STILL hasn’t posted.
at like. 10 pm EST, Seven Hours after the originally scheduled upload, the episode drops. it finally drops. everyone is normal again. we have achieved peace.
two weeks later bizly misses the upload schedule AGAIN because he wanted to get food. anon have you ever heard of the jrwi rp industrial complex
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