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me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

veryharam

thestylesindependent

Harry on Twitter 13/11

armandyke

Why is Microsoft literally illiterate

armandyke

THAT IS THE CORRECT USE OF “IT’S” YOU PIECE OF SHIT

armandyke

femboy-genius-deactivated202407

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

femboy-genius-deactivated202407

dualdestinies-archive-deactivat

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

youlovetoseeit

OOF

ohshitdammit

me after 3 hours sleep

mother : are you all right? me :

winterswake

Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

blairvvitchproject

byrneing

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows

trashboat

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

trashboat

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

northmodern

i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

ruinedchildhood

juliadorable-deactivated2020120

grad-school-fool

This is 100% how anxiety works

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anarchetypalarchive

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”