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♀ / ♋ / 23 Hi I'm Coney and I think aliens are totes radical

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

Alright. I have no idea how long this post is going to be, but here goes.

This is going to be my last post here, because I’m just done with Tumblr as a whole. Yeah. I’ve had enough.

I had fun while it lasted, though. But this place is just too suffocating and annoying and just. It’s flat out bad, let’s be real.

I’d like to thank a friend for showing me the light. Gene, you’re fucking great man. Thanks a whole bunch.

I’ve been here for four years, and I think that’s a appropriate time to stop for me. I’m getting too old for this shit anyway.

In closing, I shall end this with a Youtube Video.

Goodbye Tumblr, and remember: All toasters toast toast.

[suppermariobroth]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

suppermariobroth:

Bowser’s castle from Super Mario World.

[2spookybro]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

2spookybro:

Sweeties

[alltoonedup]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

alltoonedup:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[earthshinefairy]

[fedswatching]

BRUH I GOT SKIMPED ON CHEESE IN MY LUNCHABLES

[fedswatching]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

fedswatching:

??????????????????

[fedswatching]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

fedswatching:

its all good least this reeses cup taste on point

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

fandomshateblackpeople:

When people with more than 3 amiibos say something is a waste of money

[meddlingwithnature]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

bvddhist:

number1slut:

jvliemichelle:

a flower 4 u

I think I just died a little.

how is that lil tiny bit of tail holdin u up buddy i’m amazed

hippie + nature //

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

norrmanikordei:

nicki is one of, if not the most talented, ruthless ass motherfucker in the western music scene right now and the fact that she doesn’t take bullcrap from privileged white artists or biased award shows is honestly unheard of and inspiring. i am so here for her standing up for herself and other woc who are constantly getting snubbed in the entertainment industry, it’s people like her who should be commended for speaking out on the fact that people of colour deserve to receive every opportunity a privileged white artist is handed. she may have been screwed over by the vmas but her efforts on social media have made her a winner in my heart.

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

The signs as Shakespearean stage directions

Aries: He wrings him by the ears

Taurus: Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head

Gemini: All put on their masks

Cancer: Leaps into the grave

Leo: Exit pursued by a bear

Virgo: Scattering flowers

Libra: Wall holds up his fingers

Scorpio: Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches

Sagittarius: Throws up another skull

Capricorn: The Fairies sing

Aquarius: Enter a messenger with two heads and a hand

Pisces: Enter the Ghosts of the two young Princes

[wadanohara]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

hedervary:

his true end design looks like it should have epaulets tbh

[cerastes]

If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

The Ballad of Edgardo.

A story that happened to an anonymous RPer years ago.

Anyone will be able to appreciate it (and trust me, you will), but if you are kinsmen or kinswomen to me, if you ever had to experience the shittiest of RP forums and their terrible userbases, particularly that one guy that does whatever he wants and is an asshole that clearly godmods but gets away with it because the actual mods don’t give a damn, you will find the beauty behind the ballad that much brighter.

Just trust me on this one. It’s not a particularly long read, either.

I hope you enjoy The Ballad of Edgardo

[fault-classic]

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

fault-classic:

fan art of the principle characters of a /tg/ greentext story I read today

the ballad of edgardo, a possibly falsified but nonetheless thrilling account of a fa/tg/uy and his unlikely cohorts crashing a forum RP community, as /tg/ is wont to do

[hindiakosijames]