Confessions of a Wasteland Bisexual

The Wise Mothman came to me in a dream and told me to make this blog.

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Shoutout to the people that sell serums for like 300 caps. Absolute Wasteland Chads. May your progeny be plentiful and found many settlements in your name

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"Yassifying the Wasteland" Part 1

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There are literally no downsides to cannibalism and people need to acknowledge it. When the alternative is carrying around a hundred pounds of cooked beef in your pockets everywhere you go, it's just more convenient to kill some random person on the side of the road for a free meal

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Anyone from Vault 76 can't sell ammo to vendors... all they know is Scorchbeast Queen, build they C.A.M.P., mothman emote, be bisexual, eat canned dog food, & lie

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The true magic happens when you team up with a friend to travel the wastes. Suddenly, things you never thought possible become unexpectedly easy. What I mean to say is: we somehow just failed Bots on Parade.

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I am wheezing at the post-apocalyptic gimp suit in the atomic shop right now

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Sure, making friends in the wasteland is fun, but have you ever tried forming a parasocial maternal relationship with an event NPC?

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First Post

When I signed up, tumblr asked me to choose four things that I'm interested in, so I picked video games, fallout, elder scrolls, and Susan Sarandon