Our rock shortage is solved!

-Porter Gage on quarries. Alex | probably ace | Swiss | I play too much Fallout | Gage is horrible stinkman whom I love | icon by CorvidExoskeleton

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

[corvidexoskeleton]

@rockshortage

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.

And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like

for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.

[geyfrog]

This morning I had to wake up for an exam, and after my alarm got off, I woke up and got out of bed and went to the kitchen. I had a bit of a stomachache, and I realized that, during testing for some new features, I had programmed in a few lines of code that would give me a stomachache under certain conditions in order to create a flag that something had gone wrong, and I’d forgotten to remove the code for them. So I went to the fridge to ctrl+F for “stomachache” to remove them, but the search kept being run in the browser (and thus only searching what was displayed on the page) and not in the document IN the fridge, and so it wasn’t properly finding the instances of “stomachache” that weren’t presently displayed. No matter what I did, I couldn’t properly ctrl+F the FRIDGE to find the code that was giving me a stomachache.

It was shortly after that I realized that I had not, in fact, gotten up, and that I had instead dozed off and was now dreaming.

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[blemgoid]

[prokopetz]

I forgot to buy cheese last grocery day and this has genuinely been the hardest week of my life.

[prokopetz]

I'm not even being ironic. I have been through post-surgical recovery that was more tolerable to me than these past few cheeseless days have been. But I get paid tomorrow, and an end is in sight, so I persevere.

[mirufiyu]

The shades of death have greater depths than you may know. 🚫 Please ask before reposting!

[rookamell]

I have come to be judged by the dead

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[molabuddy]

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had to get my kidneys imaged a few years ago and the urologist somewhat breathlessly told me "you have absolutely beautiful kidneys." and tbh I've never felt hotter.

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[ilovecoelacanths]

it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome

[merrinla]

Cut banter with Hezenkoss in the Lighthouse.

Hezenkoss: I'll have to put together something more useful once I'm out of here. Emmrich: Johanna… Hezenkoss: Did you keep the body? Bring it here. I want to see how the joint articulation's holding up.

[beemovieerotica]