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Thranduil: …What the fuck is that?"

Y/n: A cat.

Thranduil: That is clearly a dragon wearing a cat ear headband.

Y/n: No it's not, it's a cat.

Thranduil: That breathes fire?

Y/n: …It's a very rare breed.

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #y/n #thranduil #incorrect quotes #source:?

Y/n: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Konig: Would you prefer me on my knees?

#call of duty #cod #y/n #konig #konig x y/n #incorrect quotes #source:?

Arthur: What’s wrong?

Y/n: *Takes long drag of cigarette*

Y/n: My sketchers don’t light up anymore.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #y/n #incorrect quotes #source:?

Y/n: As long as I'm with you, I always have a good time.

Arthur: Then stick with me, baby.

Y/n: Like glue, big man, like glue.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #arthur morgan x y/n #y/n #source: family reunion

Arthur: You're not cute.

Y/n: Yeah, I am.

Arthur: Yeah, you are.

#arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #incorrect quotes #y/n #arthur morgan x y/n #source: family reunion

Pietro: Theres my sexy, sexy secret crush.

Tony: Who, Y/N? Not so secret. You two have already done it in every public space in Brooklyn.

Y/N: Yeah, and your apartment, twice.

#incorrect quotes #pietro maximoff #tony stark #anthony edward stark #iron man #y/n #pietro maximoff x y/n #source: 2 broke girls #marvel

Bucky: There's my sexy, sexy secret crush.

Tony: Who, Y/N? Not so secret. You two have already done it in every public space in Brooklyn.

Y/N: Yeah, and your apartment, twice.

#incorrect quotes #marvel #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #tony stark #anthony edward stark #iron man #y/n #bucky barnes x y/n #source: 2 broke girls

Ward: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Y/n: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Ward: Why?

Y/n: It's spiritually healing.

#incorrect quotes #agents of shield #aos #grant ward #grant ward x y/n #y/n #source:?

Jones: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Y/n: Have been for the past five years, but thanks for noticing.

#incorrect quotes #criminal case #criminal case conspiracy #david jones #y/n #david jones x y/n #source:?

Pepper: I'll buy lunch for whoever's first to get Tony to sleep.

Y/n, holding up a frying pan: Where is he?

#incorrect quotes #marvel #iron man #tony stark #anthony edward stark #y/n #pepper potts #source:?

Y/n: (Kisses Bo's cheek)

Bo: What is this?

Y/n: Affection.

Bo: Disgusting.

Bo:

Bo: Do it again.

#horror #slashers #house of wax #bo sinclair #y/n #bo sinclair x y/n #source:?

Ward: Me and Y/n are starting to get along! The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich.

Y/n: I mistook him for a trash can.

#incorrect quotes #agents of shield #grant ward #y/n #grant ward x y/n #source:?

Lucifer: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Y/n: It saves time.

#supernatural #incorrect quotes #lucifer #y/n #lucifer x y/n #source:?

Y/n: This is my boyfriend Buck, and this is Buck's boyfriend Eddie.

#9-1-1 #evan buckley #eddie díaz #buddie #y/n #evan buckley x y/n #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec

Tony: Y/n gave me a 'get better soon' card.

Rhodey: Thats sweet.

Tony: I wasn't sick, they just thought that I could do better.

#incorrect quotes #tony stark #anthony edward stark #james rhodes #rhodey #y/n #marvel #source:?

Jack: Y/n smiled at me today.

Peggy: Like a genuine smile or a scary smile.

Jack: Genuine.

Peggy: The end times are upon us.

#incorrect quotes #y/n #agent carter #peggy carter #jack thompson #jack thompson x y/n #source:?

Y/n: Do you want a hug?

Loki: No

Y/n: Did you hear what I said?

Loki: Yes

Y/n: What did I say?

Loki: Do you want a hug?

Y/n: Well if you insist (hugs Loki)

#incorrect quotes #y/n #loki #loki laufeyson #loki of asgard #loki x y/n #marvel #source:?

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