Whatever floats your boat

Diana ~ 23 ~ she/her but I don’t mind any pronouns ~ RPer ~ Slytherin ~ ENFJ ~ waltzing through life with a grace of a drunken elephant ~ occupation: child whisperer ~ message me, I usually don't bite ~ more precisely: "I bite hard… but only when asked"(c)

[confidentweirdo]

Inspired by this post.

*Teenage Warlock got stood up at his first school dance*

*glass shatters in the distance*

[jostenminyard]

[bleekay]

ofmd stands for oh fmy mfucking dgod

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.

[simplysirius-deactivated2021042]

Sirius Goes on a Date with an Oblivious Remus

When Sirius finally asks Remus out on a date, he’s all too excited when Remus accepts. The only problem? Remus doesn’t realize it’s a date. Requested by an anon!

Send me more requests here, I’d love to write something for you!

“Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me?”

Not happy enough.

“Hey Moony! Let’s go to Hogsmeade together?”

Too desperate.

“You. Me. Hogsmeade. Sound good?”

As if it wasn’t possible to be any worse.

Sirius huffed, ruffling his hair with his fingers and pulling his robe straight, fixing his tie. His reflection didn’t change in the mirror; he was still the same red-flushed, wide-eyed boy as he was when he started this terrible rehearsal almost an hour ago. Leaning in close, his nose nearly brushing the mirror, Sirius held a sharp finger up to the glass.

“You can do this. You have to do this. This is your chance. You’re going to do this, and it’s going to go perfectly, and it’s going to be everything you’ve ever wanted,” he promised himself, his own ocean eyes piercing back at him. “He’s going to say yes and you’ll buy him his favorite chocolate scone and maybe at the end of the night you’ll even–”

“Who are you talking to?”

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[calamardoybobesponja]

[1yellowpepper]

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

[tchaikovskaya]

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Leslie Jordan has been in AA and sober for 22 years ❤️❤️

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Being friends with content creators and artists/authors is such a strange thing, because you can be moved by a piece of art, and absolutely enamored with a story–sobbing into your pillow at 4am because you can’t put it down–and then, just randomly remember that the person that created this incredible thing, is someone you send shitposts to at one in the morning, and exchange recipes with, and flail over your faves with, and talk about all your ridiculous ideas with.

Knowing the people whose talent brings you such joy is such a surreal and beautiful experience. Getting to hold in your hands something that was created by someone you know and care for is amazing.

But also, there chance to know that that incredibly talented person is a fellow Disaster Human is the most comforting thing?

[nwarrior777]

jon’s head hurts because of knowing literally everything so marto gonna help with magic forehead kiss

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[may-shepard]

I was telling the person of my affections about this post a while back and he said, “yeah, the difference between doing nothing and doing something is potentially infinite.”

[221booksinthetardis]

Thank you for this reminder 💖

[wombshaker]

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

[gardnerhill]

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

[cumaeansibyl]

I wasn’t sure about that quote, so I looked it up, and it’s a fairly accurate paraphrase of what Adams actually said:

I must study politics and war, that our sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. Our sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history and naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry and porcelain.

(source)

[ojibwa]

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

[ao3commentoftheday]

in fandom we don't say "I love you" we say "I know I already left kudos here! I want to leave 5 more!" and I don't think that's ever going to change

[transaurus]

reducing your personal meat/dairy intake, going vegan, etc. is great with the current state of livestock production and stuff but like,, the long term goal shouldn't be "gO cOmPleTeLy vEgAn, nO aNiMaL pRodUcT eVeR," it should be to use and reuse what we can whilst causing as little harm to other sentient living beings as possible

and like,,,, this isn't a radical concept. a lot of hindus don't eat meat but they take care of cows, milk them by hand, and when the cows die of natural causes, they use the remains to make leather shoes and clothing. Indigenous peoples all over the world have so many very similar practices.

so what I think I'm trying to say is - white vegans shut the fuck up and listen to POC for once

[unfunnystandup]

the way that destiel confession would have gotten like 6 kudos on ao3

[triptihosmrti]

[somnolentsuggestions]

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other