a reimagining of the project hail mary movie with steve as dr. ryland grace and dustin as rocky :) mentions of henderhop and stancy as a treat!! as always, warning that this is not the most canon compliant… sorry in advance
All things considered, it’s not so bad to have an alien as a roommate.
Sure, Dustin knocks over almost everything on the Hail Mary in his stupid little glass ball and invades every last bit of his personal space and makes fun of basically everything he does. Also, the way he eats is really hard to watch—no matter how much he claims he looks much more beautiful than Steve when he eats, Steve’ll never quite get used to the way Dustin shoves rocks in his mouth with such gusto.
Still, it’s a hell of a lot better to have him occupying space on the ship than Robin and Eddie’s dessicated corpses, and more than anything, it’s useful to have him onboard. He’s a hell of a lot smarter than Steve and a way better engineer, which Steve is mature enough to admit out loud even though he has to suffer through the annoyingly smug tone the Eridian puts on every time he hears him say it.
They’re so close to finally being prepared to collect the astrophage’s predator from Tau Ceti. Dustin’s predator collector containers are built, the billion foot long chain is nearly done, and Steve is finally getting somewhere with piloting lessons.
In the downtime between their prep, though, he’s been teaching Dustin about Earth by showing him videos in the projection room.
He figures he should show Dustin the brightest and most beautiful things his planet has to offer, so first, he shows his friend the beach. Pulls up a video of a beautiful sunny day and plops himself down on the mesh decking like it’s actually the sandy ground he wishes it was. Dustin settles beside him in his glass sphere, humming faintly as he watches the video play with great interest.
“The beach is always changing,” he says, watching the slow, looping waves roll in and out. “You could go to the same spot every day and you’re always looking at a different beach.”
"Is not as fun as fishing," Dustin says, sounding bored. “Show something else.”
Steve rolls his eyes but acquiesces, reaching for his laptop and typing in the search bar until he finds the forest video he’s looking for. “Fine, how about I teach you how to climb a tree?”
The beach fades out in a wash of light, replaced by something greener, denser—sunlight breaking through a canopy of leaves, the air alive with the sound of birds and wind and footsteps of some kind moving just out of sight. Steve doesn’t bother easing into it. He just smiles at Dustin, stands up, and reaches for a branch that isn’t really there.
"So you climb," he says, pretending to brace his left foot against the trunk, "and you climb, and you climb, and—okay, ignore the part where you almost eat poop—” he huffs out a laugh as he hops around one-legged for a moment before finally righting himself, “and you get all the way to the top if you can.”
Dustin shuffles around a little as if trying to decide if he likes it or not. "Can't climb in ball. Too slippery,” he says after a moment, petulance coloring his voice.
“You’re so picky,” Steve sighs. “Fine. Next time I’ll pick something immersive that you can actually do next.”
Which is how he settles on the bird migration video a few days later. This one, Dustin actually seems to enjoy, if the way he immediately stills and watches with rapt attention as the forest dissolves into the view of hundreds of birds cutting through an endless stretch of blue sky says anything.
“Pretty cool, huh?” Steve says, tipping his head toward Dustin’s sphere with a crooked grin. "They do this every year, by the way. Fly thousands of miles south when it gets cold, then come back to their original homes when it warms up again. They don't need directions or a map or anything, they just know where to go."
Dustin makes an interested chirp, his sphere inching closer to the screen like he can’t help but be pulled in by the video. If he had a face like a human’s, his eyes would probably be wide with awe right about now.
Steve gets it, he really does. There’s something about the sheer number of the birds and the way they move as one that must feel particularly comforting when you’ve spent so long alone and in the dark.
Dustin doesn’t really like to talk about the crew he came with—which, fair, Steve doesn’t particularly enjoy thinking about waking up to find Robin and Eddie long dead either—but he’s not an idiot. He remembers the way Dustin lit up the first time they figured out how to communicate properly. The way he lingers now, even when they’ve run out of things to say, like he’s reluctant to leave the space they share.
He glances over at the Eridian and the way his sphere is about two inches away from falling completely off the deck. “Wanna fly with them, Dust?” he asks casually, trying to keep his voice calm and steady.
“Yes,” Dustin says immediately. “How fly, question?”
In response, Steve stretches out his arms out to either side, straight and wide. “Like this,” he says, giving an experimental flap of his pretend wings—shoulders rolling, hands tilting up and down in an approximation of the movement. It’s not the most accurate, but he commits to it anyway, leaning forward slightly as the birds take a sudden dive down.
Beside him there’s a soft clink as Dustin raises his two front limbs to mimic his motions. “Dustin flying,” he says with great pride, stomping one of his other limbs lightly against the glass in enthusiasm.
“Hell yeah, you are,” Steve says, smiling down at him. He dips one arm, banking with the flock as they sweep across the sky, then lifts it again in a slow, exaggerated beat so Dustin can follow.
Dustin tries to copy, but his sphere wobbles dangerously before he finally rights himself and tilts at an angle like he’s catching the invisible current. “I am good at this,” he insists, a bit defensively as he wobbles again.
“You’re good at everything, buddy,” Steve promises him, but slows his movements even more so Dustin can match them without tipping himself over again.
They fall into a rhythm after that—Steve flapping and swaying, Dustin rolling and hovering in small, enthusiastic bursts beside him—both of them chasing the rhythm of the flock as it shifts and turns across the projection.
When Dustin finally gets bored of it, which takes longer than Steve had anticipated given his horrible attention span, he maneuvers over and nudges his leg softly. “Show me what humans do.”
“That’s a pretty long list, man,” Steve says, letting his arms drop back down to his sides.
Dustin makes an impatient little trill, nudging harder this time.
“Okay, fine,” he relents, turning back to the laptop. “Why don’t we try surfing next?”
Strangely, Dustin catches on to surfing a lot faster than flying. It’s the same limbs and similar movements, but the emphasis on balance instead of lift is apparently doing great things for his center of gravity.
“Touch the wave, Dust!” Steve cheers, half laughing as he gestures at the screen. “C’mon, you gotta commit!”
Dustin tilts his sphere, adjusting with surprising precision this time, his limbs shifting in small, controlled movements instead of the wild flailing from earlier. “Touching the wave,” he says, focused, then starts throwing out all the other surfer lingo Steve taught him just minutes before like it's a laundry list. "Wiping out... hanging ten."
“Jesus, you’re a natural,” Steve laughs, watching him tilt and correct like he’s been doing it his whole life. “Give it, like, five minutes and you’ll be better than everyone on Earth.”
“Already better,” Dustin responds immediately, wiggling his little claw in Steve’s direction.
“Yeah, yeah, of course you are,” Steve snorts.
Dustin hums, pleased with himself, and gives one last exaggerated tilt before settling back down onto the deck with a soft clink. “More tomorrow, question?” he asks.
“Sure, why not,” Steve says with a shrug. “Beats making the stupid molds for the chain links.”
The next day, he gets the brilliant idea to show Dustin clubbing—or, well, a sanitized version of it. As soon as he hits play on the video, the projection room explodes into color and noise, the bassline of Heads Will Roll thumping loudly enough that Steve can feel it faintly even through the mesh decking beneath his feet.
“This,” he tells Dustin, who’s already rolling around enthusiastically in his glass ball, “is a club. Humans come here to dance, drink, and have fun. It’s one of the many forms of a party.”
The Eridian is too entranced with mimicking the way the crowd is jumping up and down to respond properly. “Partypartyparty,” he says, flexing his claws in excitement.
Steve laughs and shakes his head. “You know what, hell yeah. Partypartyparty.”
They stay like that for a while, dancing to the music until Steve’s breathless and Dustin’s sphere is knocking lightly against his ankles with every enthusiastic bounce.
“I like Earth!” Dustin chirps, spinning in circles around Steve while he braces his hands on his knees in an attempt to catch his breath.
“Me too, bud,” he responds, watching in fond amusement as Dustin continues to spin himself dizzy, the flashing lights reflecting off the glass of his sphere in quick bursts of color.
The last thing Steve shows Dustin before they execute the plan to collect the predator is the beach again. This time, though, he picks the kind of weather he likes—thick fog rolling in low over the water, softening the horizon until the sky and sea blur together into one endless gray. The waves come in slow and steady, muted and quiet, like the whole world’s been wrapped in a blanket.
“I miss the fog,” he admits, leaning his head onto the side of Dustin’s ball. In response, Dustin trills softly and thumps his own carapace lightly against the glass. “What about you, Dust? What do you miss most about home?”
Dustin goes quiet, his sphere settling into a stillness Steve’s learned to read as thinking. “Hmm,” he hums at last. “My mate.”
Steve blinks, head lifting slightly from where it’s resting against the glass. “Wait, what? You got a mate?”
He straightens up more, turning so he’s actually looking at him now. “I mean—okay. Yeah. That makes sense.” He scratches at the back of his neck, a little thrown. “I’m sure you’re, uh… what’s their name?”
“Name is—” Dustin produces an intricate series of trills and ripples that go on for way too long, waving around his front two arms with great feeling.
“Okay, I don’t know how we’re gonna translate that,” Steve confesses, chewing on his bottom lip in thought. “How about I call them Jane? Like Jane Doe.”
“It’s, uh… it’s a name humans use as a placeholder,” Steve explains. “For people when their real identity’s, like, unknown or can’t be confirmed or whatever.”
Dustin recoils slightly. “No want to conceal mate identity.”
“Hey, hey, it’s not like that,” Steve says quickly, scooting back a fraction so he and Dustin are properly facing each other. “Think about it this way, right? Your mate is everything to you, and Jane Doe is... everyone. It's like, universal.”
Dustin hums a soft, affirmative note, encouraging him to keep going.
“Plus,” he adds after a moment of thought, “until I can figure out how to actually say their real name without my tongue falling off, it’s a pretty solid stand-in.”
The Eridian considers it. Steve can almost see the gears turning in his big old head.
“...Fine.” he says after several minutes, rolling over to poke at Steve’s laptop. “You can translate name to Jane. Put it in portable Earth thinking machine now before Dustin change mind.”
Steve snorts, but does as Dustin says. “Thanks, bud.”
“You have mate too, question? Dustin hear Steve yell for person named Nancy when sleep.”
Steve sighs, because of-freaking-course Dustin heard that. “No, my mate’s name was Carol. And I say ‘was’ because she thought I was stupid and idealistic for wanting to teach middle schoolers instead of taking over my dad’s company.” He picks at a loose thread on his sleeve, eyes drifting back to the foggy ocean still rolling across the projection. “Maybe she was right, but I guess it doesn’t matter because she’s with Tommy now. And I’m here.”
“Dustin hate Tommy,” the Eridian says without skipping a beat, tone firm and decisive. “But if Nancy not Steve mate, then who is she, question?”
Dang it, he was really hoping he would’ve been able to distract Dustin from asking about Nancy.
“Nancy was never my mate,” he says haltingly. “But… maybe she would’ve been under different circumstances. Although I’m not really sure we ever would’ve met if the world wasn’t ending.”
“Tell me more,” Dustin says.
Steve and Nancy have gotten into the habit of going for a walk together every afternoon. It’s nice to finally be on solid ground after far too long in the research vessel, so instead of doing their midday check-in inside of a stuffy conference room, they take it outside, following a winding path along the edge of NASA campus where the pavement gives way to grass.
Today, like always, Steve is late because he was busy getting them coffees as a pick-me-up. Nancy drinks a hot americano with an ungodly amount of espresso shots added and no cream or sugar. It's a drink so infamous that all Steve needed to do to order it was tell Lily the barista "the Wheeler, please," and she’d nodded in understanding, turning around to get the espresso machine started.
His own order is just as notorious, but for exactly the opposite reason. He likes his drinks to be overly sweet, drowning with vanilla and caramel and whatever syrups are currently being peddled as the seasonal flavors.
“Hey!” he calls as he jogs up to Nancy, being careful not to slosh either drink. “Sorry I was late.”
“I could have spent those five minutes doing literally anything else,” she says, but takes the drink from him with a sharp nod. “You need to move faster, and with much more haste.”
Steve brightens at that. “Hey, it was only five minutes today? I am moving faster.”
Nancy hums noncommittally before she starts briskly walking down the path, but he catches the amused glint in her eye and internally does a little fist pump as he hurries to fall into step with her.
“We ran the sampler simulation again this morning,” he reports, adjusting his grip on his drink as he matches her pace. “Shapiro and DuBois nailed it again.”
“Okay,” she says, nodding. “What about the others?”
“They’ll be ready,” he responds, taking another long sip of his coffee.
“I expect so,” she says. “They have a great teacher.”
Steve makes a face like she just insulted him instead of saying something nice about him.
Nancy sighs, because she can always tell what expression Steve’s pulling without having to turn to look at him. “Can you take the compliment, please?” she asks exasperatedly.
“No,” he tells her flatly, refusing to say anything else.
“It’s an order,” she insists, the corners of her mouth drawn down into a frown.
He huffs, long-suffering. “Okay, if it’s an order I’ll take it. Thank you.”
They walk in silence for a few moments before Nancy stops abruptly in front of the Hail Mary. It looms over the launch site, massive and impossibly real, all clean lines and white panels and scaffolding stretching up around it like something out of a fever dream Steve’s not entirely sure he’ll ever wake up from.
“So,” she says, folding her arms loosely as she takes it in. “What do you think?”
“It’s… it’s pretty impressive,” Steve admits, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. “You’re really good at what you do.”
“Thanks,” Nancy says, a tiny smile forming on her face.
They stand there in silence for a few moments, watching as the afternoon sun slides slowly across the hull and turns the white panels gold in places.
Steve takes a step closer, close enough that their shoulders brush. He hesitates for half a second—just enough to feel it—before lifting his arm and draping it around her shoulders like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
“So,” he says, aiming for light even as something in his chest tightens, “what are you gonna do for the next twenty years? You got a plan?”
Nancy considers this even as she leans into his touch, eyes still fixed firmly on the Hail Mary. “If no country tries to put me in prison immediately for all the crimes I’ve committed to get us here,” she says dryly, “I’ve got some ideas.”
She turns her head then, tilting her face up to look him in the eye. Up close, it’s easier to see the exhaustion and determination that lines her face in equal parts. Steve forgets sometimes that Nancy is human too, that she too feels the effects of the burden they've been carrying.
His breath catches, just a little. "Is that so?" he murmurs, softly so as to not accidentally scare her off.
Nancy’s gaze flicks to his mouth, then back up to his eyes.
"Yes," she says, amusement lighting up her eyes again. The world narrows down to this—Nancy, the warmth of her body pressed against his side, the steady weight of his arm around her shoulders, the distant hum of the launch site fading into something soft and indistinct.
Steve leans in, slow enough that Nancy could pull away if she really wanted to. She stretches up instead, meeting him halfway.
Their lips are about to finally touch when the building explodes.
Because Steve has the shi—crappiest luck in the whole wide world, the building that just got vaporized in front of him was the lab where DuBois and Shapiro had been testing some ridiculous one in a million scenario with the astrophage.
“It doesn’t make sense, though,” he says breathlessly, trying to keep up with Nancy’s pace as she takes the stairs up to the conference room two at a time. “One nanogram of astrophage just isn’t enough to blow up a whole building.
“The quartermaster gave them one milligram by mistake,” Rosa explains from behind them, voice tight but controlled. “Very easy error when the quantities are that small.”
“That’s a million times the heat energy that they’re prepared for,” he snaps, trying to not lose it on her and say something he might regret. “There should not be mistakes like that made, ever!”
“You’re telling me a measuring mistake killed my entire science team?” Robin demands, appearing out of nowhere at his side. Her voice is sharp and full of disbelief.
“Doesn’t matter,” Nancy says, not bothering to look back at the group of people that are now trailing her as she pushes through the doors. “We have to launch.”
Inside, the conference room is already filling up—chairs scrape against the floor as people take seats and conversations bubble up low and urgent, everyone’s grief shoved to the side in favor of figuring out the logistics of a replacement.
“If we miss the orbital window, it’ll set us back by months,” Dimitri says as he passes behind Steve, crunching numbers on his tablet even as he settles into his seat.
“But if no one’s trained for the mission, it won’t matter,” Steve says, dropping into his own seat a little too hard. The words come out more desperate than he means them to.
“Casualty projections go up exponentially if we delay,” Nancy replies immediately. “We launch on schedule with a replacement science officer.”
Steve scrubs a hand over his face, heart still racing from the explosion and the near-run up to the meeting. “Okay, but… who?”
When he looks up everyone is staring at him.
He glances at Nancy, silently pleading for her to say something—anything—preferably “just kidding, haha, I would never ask you to do that!” Instead, she meets his eyes with a scary amount of calm.
”Guys, I’m not an astronaut,” he points out.
“I don’t need an astronaut,” Nancy replies evenly. “I need an expert in astrophage who’s mission ready.”
“Alright, well, I’m not mission ready,” Steve shoots back, sitting up now. “I don’t have any training.”
Eddie waves a hand dismissively, already slipping back into something closer to his usual self. “You’ll pick it up," he says, not sounding at all like his friend just died. Assho—butthead.
“I am not an astronaut,” Steve says again, more urgently this time, hands coming up as if he can physically push the idea away. “I put the not in astronaut. I’ve never done anything—I’ve never moonwalked, or done the pool thing, or anything!”
“No, no, no, that’s just for pictures on social media,” Eddie says, shrugging. “We don’t actually do that.”
“I’m not heroic in any way,” Steve continues, words tripping over each other now. “I get sick on the elevator, for Christ’s sake.”
Robin lets out a short, humorless laugh. “Perfect. There’s no elevator on the ship.”
Steve turns to her, betrayed. “You are not helping. I can’t do this!”
“You’re smart,” Nancy says, almost like she’s coaxing a frightened animal out of a dark corner. “You’ll figure it out.”
He lets out a sharp breath, shaking his head. “This might be hard for you to understand, but some people are failures. Some people don’t rise to the challenge.”
“You’ve been present for every major scientific or strategic meeting we’ve had on this mission,” she counters immediately, still so calm. How can she be so calm? “You can definitely rise to the challenge.”
He leans back in his chair, staring up at the ceiling as if it has an escape route written on it. "Can I at least think about it?"
Nancy nods, a stiff little jerk of her head. “You have three hours.”
Not even an hour later, Steve’s sitting across from Nancy in her office. In here, the chaos from earlier—the blast, the shouting, the tense meeting they'd had immediately after—feels like it might have never happened. Nancy is nothing if not neat and organized, and the space reflects that perfectly.
He stares at the edge of her desk instead of at her. “I’m sorry,” he says finally, voice tight, shaking his head. “But I can’t do it. You need to find a different solution."
“You are my solution,” she tells him gently.
Steve lets out a short, disbelieving breath, dragging a hand over his face. “My place is in the classroom.”
“Stop pretending this is about your students,” Nancy cuts in. There’s an edge to it now that he recognizes as the annoyance she gets when people refuse to comply with her demands. He used to find that annoyance endearing, in a way. “It’s so insulting to them.”
His gaze drops further down, to the floor this time.
“We will lose a quarter of the world’s population in the next thirty years,” Nancy continues, relentless. “And that assumes the nations of the world work to ration food, which they won’t. So I’d double that estimate. If you actually cared about your students, or me, or anyone for that matter, you’d get on that ship.”
Steve swallows hard, blinking rapidly. “I understand the stakes, but I don’t have it in me,” he says, voice breaking despite his best efforts. “I really don’t.”
He makes to stand, grabbing his beanie and sliding it over his hair. “My mind is made up,” he adds, forcing the words out. “I’m sorry, but you just can’t talk me into it.”
For the first time, Nancy is the one to break eye contact with him. Delicately, she leans back and fixes her gaze onto the stack of papers on her desk.
“I’m not trying to talk you into it,” she says, and something in her tone makes him pause. "I’m trying to help you understand what I’m about to do next.”
The door opens behind him, and four men in black suits step into the room.
For a second, no one moves. Then the men burst into action.
“Hey—wait—what—” Steve stumbles back as they grab him, hands firm and unyielding as they force him down into the chair again. “What is this? What the hell is this?!” He struggles, adrenaline spiking, but it’s useless—they've already got his arms pinned to the back of the chair.
"Nance, what’s going on?" he asks, pleading.
She doesn’t look up. “Mission protocol suggested that we induce your coma early to maximize your safety,” she says robotically, like she's reading off a script.
“They’re—what?” Steve chokes, panic flooding in fast and overwhelming. “No, you can’t—you can’t do that, I didn’t agree to this, Nance—” He thrashes against their grip, heart pounding so hard it feels like it’s going to break his ribs.
There’s a sharp sting at his neck.
“No—no, no, no—” His voice breaks again, full of raw, desperate fear. “Nancy, please— I can’t do this, please don’t make me—”
His limbs are starting to feel extraordinarily heavy. The sedative is probably about to take him fully at any moment now. He has to use every last second of his consciousness to reason with Nancy, to make her look at him, to make her stop.
“Nance,” he begs, tears spilling freely down his face now, hot and humiliating and impossible to stop. “Please. Please, I— I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry. I just—” The words are starting to slur together as his jaw goes slack, muscles no longer responding the way he needs them to. His tongue feels too heavy in his mouth, like it doesn’t quite belong to him anymore.
Through the haze of tears, he sees her move. She crosses the room and drops to her knees in front of him, close enough that he can see the way her composure has cracked—the shine of tears in her eyes, the tightness in her jaw.
“Steve,” she says softly. "I'm sorry."
His head lolls forward, barely held up as he tries to focus on her and the way her hand feels against his cheek, warm and steady and grounding even as his consciousness slips away more and more by the second.
The last thing he sees before he blacks out completely is Nancy, crying openly as she apologizes to him over and over.
There’s a soft series of clicks and whirrs, the translator lagging just enough to make the silence stretch before it finally spits out, “Dustin not hate Nancy.”
Steve snorts and rocks back on his haunches. “Yeah? Why’s that?”
“Nancy did bad things to hurt Steve. But if she not do them, Dustin no meet Steve.”
Which is true, but if Steve goes down that rabbit hole right now he’s probably going to cry. Time to end the conversation. “I think we’ve talked enough about my life now. We should probably get back to the chain,” he says, standing up and cracking his back. “Thanks for hanging out with me, bud. This was fun.”
“Yes, very fun,” Dustin responds, clearly noticing Steve’s distress and trying to think of a way to fix it. “Fist my bump, question?”
“That’s still not the right phrase,” he grumbles, but holds out his fist for Dustin to knock gently into anyway.