Cryptid

Average mothman enthusiast, they/it :)

[cityelf]

Bet he didn't saw that coming

[confused--cryptid]

love how episode 4 of TMP is literally just Grifters Bone 2.

[rollingoverinmynonexistentgrave]

Norris: “I lost someone I love </3 and they came back wrong </3 </3”

Chester: “do NOT GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNIS INSTITUTE YOU WILL DIE DO YOU HEAR ME DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE”

Norris: “sometimes I can still hear his voice”

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

it’s so funny when people are like “why is everyone assuming Alice Dyer is trans?” not only are both the VAs they hired trans women but she works at a computer job she actively hates and she’s tangentially involved in her local punk music scene. fork found in kitchen or whatever

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[confused--cryptid]

What's the undeniable proof that Jon and Martin are alive?

Not upset just curious :)

there isnt any really.

i highly doubt that if they are alive there the same Jon and Martin we knew.

If the fears have changed upon being blasted into another universe, whats to say that Jon and Martin haven't been changed.

Also I don't think Jonny and Alex would continue to voice characters in TMP if there was no relation to Jon and Martin.

my thoughts :3

[cacklingskeleton]

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

[confused--cryptid]

Okay hear me put

what if the fears arent the fears?

like think abt it, the statements so far havent been very afraid.

theyve all been obsession/desires.

Statement 1: Obsessed with seeing him again

Statement 2: Desire to explore the institute (this ones a lil shakier)

Statement 3: Obsession with perfection

Statement 4: Obsession with his ex (who he killed)

also jonny said the fears had been reconfigured, which what if theyve been reconfigured into the desires.

[confused--cryptid]

.jmj error? immediately followed by a spooky statement.

.jon martin jonah error perhaps

[confused-alot]

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD AN ARCHIVIST

[mothmansboywife]

[confused--cryptid]

ALICE FROM THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IM FUCKIN SCREAMIN SHES SO REAL CMWKAJCJNEB

[stripysockstumb]

More memes cos this man was a legend

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

My boy Joshua Gillespie

[chitaquagirl]

may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

[chitaquagirl]

2023 fuck it we ball

[chitaquagirl]

2024 maybe this handful of dirt will be better

[confused--cryptid]

happy 2024 my new years resolution is to have a nap

[tiresomespaceplant]

thinks about martin blackwood for the 1892938th time

[mallowmaenad]

yeah heah fucking a trans girl this fucking a trans girl that will u hang out. will u hang out with a trans girl with no sex in return? instead of having psyche shattering trauma sex will u go a few rounds of call of duty zombies with her or watch her favorite cartoon? Maybe help her make a quiche? we're not freaky monstrous otherworldly fertility priestesses 24/7. get yer head out of the gutter. ask what her interests are, who she's with, things that make her smile, maybe give her a phone call. my dick is unremarkable and 5 inches long on a good day.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil