5'11 (short)

jack, he/him, 24 | professional tv enjoyer | semi-professional dnd enjoyer | amateur freak | i don't tag spoilers!! | blank blogs get blocked | follows from @uraniumglassbong

[girlstunts]

[theblob1958]

i am my father's son

[fatguarddog]

Pick a monster part for prev

Horns

Looooong tongue

Big claws

Maw full of fangs

Prehensile tail

Tentacles

Feathered wings

Leathery wings

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

[stixy]

Grace

[cloudabserk]

lyric from choked out by the mountain goats

[userarmand]

Here's your death, Lestat.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

wearing my samulet to the function is kind of like hanky code for being suicidal

[lakemojave]

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

[lakemojave]

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

[tlirsgender]

Scariest things your favorite white man horror Film™️ director can think of:

What if desecrating Indigenous people's graves had consequences?

What if a woman was horny ... and ugly?

Trees

Gay people

[oldnewyork]

"STAR TREK cosplay at the World Science Fiction Convention in New York, 1967" (link)

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

disease where instead of doing my job at work i have to write about armand de nolastname in compromising situations

[your-fave-is-a-masshole]

SAM REICH (Dropout.tv/Real Life) is from Cambridge, Massachusetts!

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[rohirric-hunter]

I haven't seen this one yet...

[shiftythrifting]

Found in Melbourne, Australia. I feel like this belongs here.

[delioncunt]

[delioncunt]

[unexpectedbaggageinitemarea]

cinematic adaptation of the locked tomb series but instead of an orchestral score harrow's theme is just a choir of 200 children

animated adaptation of the locked tomb series but harrow is drawn from 200 carefully placed brushstrokes

web comic adaptation of the locked tomb series but harrow's pixels are 200 square portraits of children

(whispers) lego adaptation of the locked tomb series but harrow is made of 200 bricks

[irlplasticlamb]

just because i had “spider” sense didn’t mean i had common sense. (i am so petra parker pilled)

prints + merch + c0mm info available here or on vgen @ plasticlamb