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[the-breath-in-air]

The fact that we've got, on our screens right now, an old man as an object of desire really just warms the cockles of my heart.

I know a lot of folks want past devil's minion and in all honesty, I do not care about it. If they go that route I'm sure Luke Brandon Field and Assad Zaman will be great...but it's really not why I'm here.

I'm here to watch this 36 year old actor portray a 500 year old vampire pursuing this 73 year old actor portraying a 72 year old baby vampire. Inject it into my veins.

[loveridden1999]

[lakemojave]

It brings me no end of joy that a Disney released theatrical Star Wars movie (which is basically DLC for a disney plus show but that's another conversation) is getting smoked in its second weekend by two low to mid budget horror movies made by first time directors in their 20s given basically blank check creative control. Things are looking good for the movies these days

[whitney-bird]

hey guys are we rocking with 1920's femcr or is this too niche????

[belovedblabber]

Truly what Louis is doing with Regina is such a gutting confirmation of Claudia “never been about me” like goddddddd god god she never had a choice she was a symbol she was something acted upon she was robbed of her life and self the moment they turned her and when she was finally breaking free she was killed along with the first person to ever see her for HER and Louis’ grief is so deep and acute but it’s about HIM he kills Claudia’s rapist and reads her diary to him as he does and it’s for HIM, he finds a girl that looks like her and pays her to pretend to be her because it was never about her here’s a convincing fill in, it’s baby Lulu all over again it was never about herrrrr Claudia has been dead since the start they killed the woman she could have been and then when she was finally flying free and making herself anew she was killed again and it was never about her I am going to throw up

[cloudabserk]

armand as that one norman rockwell painting

[holographings]

HASHTAG NEVER KILL YOURSELDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[schusseltier]

let him speak….

[starlightervarda]

I want Devil's Minion to become canon solely so they can keep ending up in scenarios that judge Daniel for the power imbalance / age gap only for Armand to be like

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

do you think Regina's thinking "well clearly Thomas Pitt is delusional and thinks he's a fictional vampire but he's paying me half a mil to buy into that fantasy" or is she thinking "holy shit this gay vampire wants me to be his dead sister." and if it's the first one how do we think she's going to handle it when she gets hit with irrefutable vampire evidence down the line

[vamplire]

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

[emoparamore]

gerard way, MCRliverpool

[vamplire]

romanticizing vampirism is a full time job and you bet i clock in every day always on time

[suddenly-frankenstein]

the actor manager who couldn't manage

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

[solareclipeses]

The toughest scenes to watch in The Vampire Lestat is not the sad backstory it’s actually having to see this beautiful princess get degraded by vampire jeremy fragrance while just taking it

[armandyke]

One must think about how gentle Armand and Daniel were being with each other in the grand scheme of vampiric strength when Daniel shoved him against that wall and Armand pushed him away