PLEASANTLY CONFUSED

| anna | Inside the mind of a 22 year old witch |

[noahnomore]

:(

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[tabbybeans]

I hate living in Texas.

[mach6logan]

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

[smdh420]

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

[oy--gevalt]

Definitely pro-Satan.

[isaiahetero]

Meeting a celebrity

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[toastbutteregg]

this is 100/100 wholesome

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[stability]

I love her

[eucalyptus-sage]

honestly that "it costs 0 dollars to be kind" bullshit is bullshit. it does cost things to be kind. it costs time. it costs energy. and it isn't always easy and it isn't always natural. it costs so much to be kind, sometimes. but that's the whole point. if being kind were easy, or simple, every single person would be an angel. but they're not, and the world isn't easy and simple. so no, it does cost something to be kind. but it's worth it anyway.

[lizclimo]

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[inahiddenplace]

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[ottermatopoeia]

me, chopping onions for dinner: i let you smell last time and you literally gagged

my cat, whom i love very much: but what if this time was different

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough