[bagofbonesmp3]

dev patel feeding his horse dandelions at the green knight set 💚

[eucalyptus-sage]

i think leather daddies should be fucking on the main stage at pride btw

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[eucalyptus-sage]

i need queer spaces that are just like what if we sat. in a park.

[animentality]

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cosmicanger]

adjective design ‘spinal hair clip’

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[eucalyptus-sage]

i truly fucking hate taylor swift fans for like one reason specifically which is that she is not like. your friend?? if i insult her music she is not personally harmed by it?? taylor swift has done the classic white girl trait of making herself the Ultimate victim. she's the biggest pop star ever in our lifetime and she has somehow managed to craft a narrative that she's gotten there Despite people. which is just not true!!!!! the industry has loved her since forever!!!!!! and i don't think it should be controversial whatsoever to critique her music but she has made it so intertwined with who she is that you can't critique it without rabid teenagers and white women leaping to her defense like you just shot a bunny or something.

[eucalyptus-sage]

i once got a taylor swift fan in my inbox saying i didnt get her and shit so let me clarify yes i dont get her yes i think her music is largely boring and she's heavily carried by top tier producers and other artists rather than creating a signature sound. i think the whole eras thing is a cheap ripoff of whoever or whatever is popular at the moment and she has no true musical identity beyond whatever works on the charts. please feel free to block or unfollow if u get the urge to leap to her defense.

[eucalyptus-sage]

ALSO popularity is not an indication of talent and if someone says it is they are braindead

being the lowest common denominator for music that gets played at the mall is not artistic success

[eucalyptus-sage]

quit my job yipeee

[eucalyptus-sage]

unemployed yipeee

[eucalyptus-sage]

i miss when marvel used to be about people who happened to be superheros and not just superhero movies

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[eucalyptus-sage]

i love the fact that the creators i follow who do just general stuff turn out to be like secret progressives its awesome

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!