Confused_soul

I'm the type of girl that takes a day to understand a joke.

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Tf is keigo doing in Among us Lmao 🤣

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You guys, eye-- 😂😅

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Kaminari: Y'all ever feel like your heart's beating in random parts of your body or is it just me? I can feel it beating in my left eye socket.

#bnha #bnhamemes #bnhafanfiction #bnhafunny #kaminari

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Todoroki: I've never had a friend before.

Deku: Aw, don't worry, Todoroki. I'll be your friend~

Todoroki: ...

Todoroki: I've also never had a boyfriend before.

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Bakugo: You wanna fucking go?!

Kirishima: yes, I wana fucking go.

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Teacher Deku: Any questions?

Me: yeah... on a scale from 1 to fucking me on the desk right now, are you free tonight?

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Deku [waking up]: Rise and--

Bakugo: SHINEEEEEEE!

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Kaminari: Forgive me daddy, for I have been naughty.

Sero: ...

Sero: Why can't you just say 'forgive me father, for I have sinned' like normal people?

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Mineta: I think I have STDs--

Bakugo [walking by]: You can't get STD from your own hand.

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Kaminari: Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

Mineta: Dark humor is like sex, not everyone gets it.

Iida: Dark humor is like a pair of legs...not everyone has it.

Bakugo: ... I'm gonna--yeah...

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Deku: Kacchan! What do you like about girls?

Bakugo: ...

Bakugo: Their boyfriends.

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Kirishima: Katsuki, is pink panther a lion?

Bakugo: Say that again but slower.

Kirishima: I don't get it.

Bakugo: He's the pink PANTHER.

Kirishima: okay, but is he a lion?

Bakugo: kiri, my dear, my love, he's a panther.

Kirishima: Is that a type of a lion?

Bakugo: No, it's a fucking panther.

Kirishima: I just googled and it's not pink??

Bakugo: AND LIONS ARE?!

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Kirishima: Katsuki, is pink panther a lion?

Bakugo: Say that again but slower.

Kirishima: I don't get it.

Bakugo: He's the pink PANTHER.

Kirishima: okay, but is he a lion?

Bakugo: kiri, my dear, my love, he's a panther.

Kirishima: Is that a type of a lion?

Bakugo: No, it's a fucking panther.

Kirishima: I just googled and it's not pink??

Bakugo: AND LIONS ARE?!

[confusedhoe]

Mineta: I think I have STDs--

Bakugo [walking by]: You can't get STD from your own hand.

[burnedbyshoto]

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pairing: bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

warning: cursing, fluff, I guess angst?

word count: 1,557

a/n: so I finally managed to write something and I think I finally am out of this lazy slump I was having???? I do have finals coming up so idk how productive ill be but by december 12 things should be normal!!! enjoy!!!

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“Would you stop fucking moving?!”

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[kingkatsuki]

Ly! I wish you would write Bakugou more often you write him so frigging well😭 I loved this so much! 💕

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This is so fukin' kaWAIIIIIIII

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Bakugo: Nobody can ruin this perfect day for me--

Deku: Hi!

Bakugo: Fuck! I forgot that summons him!

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Midoriya: Kacchan...how much do you hate me?

Bakugo: Well if you were on fire and I had water...I would drink it.