he smacked the SHIT out that bitch LMAOOO
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he smacked the SHIT out that bitch LMAOOO
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
posts i can only make today
Through gritted teeth: my first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful.
so for whatever reason this whole time ive been under the impression that they were skyping for months before they met irl. you're telling me they had like...a month (or less???) to have all those devastating skype calls with those devastating screenshots before they met irl? that's such a difference! i thought they basically knew each other as well as i know some of my online friends after months of talking, but they had only had a few weeks? i might lose my mind over this information
anon i am so sorry i'm about to ruin your whole day
they didn't add each other on msn until september 26th and then exchanged actual phone numbers sometime between then and october 1st ("text me then")
and they didn't mention skype/talking until october 5th (and then dan booked the train tickets to manchester on the 7th)
though tbf all those devastating screenshots happened after they had met irl which may actually be worse
16 years together <3
WHO KEEPS DOING THIS
It’s him!
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket
Adderall Happens When I Say So
u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)
Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny
The whip had me mane I’m at WORK
Stab a politician day!!!!
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