GET THOSE FUCKING BONES OFF MY LAWN KIMBERLY

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[ahappydnp]

now that we have pinof kiss confirmation do you think we’ll get vegas wedding confirmation. what if cornelia was being 100% serious and they have in fact been married the entire time 🚬 not legally on paper of course or some other dan howell logic loophole but i’m willing to bet the llamacorn pinata actually contained the haribo gummy rings and somewhere out there there is an elvis impersonator who has no idea he presided over the beyoncé/jay-z wedding of tumblr’s dreams

the thought of cornelia saying tweeting that in 2011 and then 2016 dnp being like "well it has been Foretold so i guess we gotta do something now that we're back here again"

[ahappydnp]

what does it say abt me that im less hung up on the marriage foreshadowing and more on the fact that they havent already legally sorted out joint finances. daniel . phil already does all your taxes and bills making him do twice the work smh

tbf those are probably 99% jokes and they've just found new bit doors that have been opened up post hard launch because they've got an accountant and definitely have taken care of things like wills and life insurance post tours/house buying

[ahappydnp]

Sorry, I’m sure ur inbox is so full of wedding posting now but I do think Phil deserves a chance to go wedding cake taste testing even if they don’t actually get married, I think he would love that and they would love being judgy bitches about the flavors together (only to give the cake a 4/5 in the end)

And then they would be in the monthly livestream like “so we recently went to this place where we tried all these different cakes” but purposefully leave off that it was for a wedding cake and Dan would bitch that they tried to serve them chocolate cake and Phil would be like Dan wanted to try some vegan monstrosity cake but I said no. Meanwhile they are completely ignoring the chat freaking out going wedding cake????? Wedding cake????

once i went to a wedding where the couple had a 7 tiered cake that were all different flavor/frosting combos and i was like man phil lester deserves this. let him have this for his birthday

but yeah neeeed to see them get all masterchef judge over cakes samples and yeah dan throwing a fit because someone threw in a chocolate marble cake all while phannies are in the chat like heyyyyy so what's this for

[ahappydnp]

hey so i know you probably don't really listen to brazilian music but i just wanted to share with you a song that i have been listening on loop and it always makes think about dan and phil (specifically pre-hard launch dan and phil). it's not exactly a sad song, but it's about loving someone quietly.

https://open.spotify.com/track/3wt8H0R9ITj2zJ02aOI2k7

and fun fact !! the song is from 1983 and the singer came out as bisexual in 2018 at 65 years old !!

that was really beautiful! and yeah the lyrics are very pre hard launch ;___; also wahhhh that's amazing :((

english lyrics shoutout 2015 websites with human fan translators <3

[ahappydnp]

hello! i hope you are doing very well and the temperature outside ur home is reasonable <3

do you maybe know if dnp ever answered how they prefer watching foreign movies — in the original with subs or dubbed versions? i very vaguely remember dan talking about it on the topic of anime but i can’t for the life of me remember what exactly he said and if they ever mentioned what type of movie watchers they are 😔 if u know anything about it i would soo appreciate it!! thank u <3

yeah they've always been hardcore subs not dubs people (x)(x)

[ahappydnp]

hiiii, unsure if you've answered this before (tried searching it up with 'passport' or 'id' and couldn't find anything), but there's this pic that occasionally gets spread on twitter and possibly other platforms that are of dan and phil's old passport photos, phil as a younger teen and dan very 2009/10, right next to each other with fingers (presumably theirs?) covering all those private details on the passports and i was wondering if you know what the source of that pic is like did one of them post it on twitter? i assume they posted it themselves but also whenever i see pics of famous people's passport/id pics i'm like "damn someone stole those that's crazy" and phannies were a bit crazy back in the day but i'd like to think they weren't that crazy lmao

also if it was posted by them then them comparing their old passport pics is so sappy and cute imo </3

apparently it was someone who worked for alistair (their old radio 1 producer) when they went to edinburgh fringe 2012 who tweeted (and then later deleted) them

[diphowell]

2015 + 2026

[dannymcdanface]

watermark free TT for those who want it

[ahappydnp]

#neverforget the original phan marriage truther

[ahappydnp]

do you think they would ever actually get married

if you had asked me this 8 hours ago i would have said 'nah probably not' but now...idk anything anymore

[ahappydnp]

Phil is such a younger brother that I'll bet he's more inclined towards marriage now that Martyn and Cornelia are married. Gotta do what the cool older brother does 😭

phil seeing all the attention and praise m&c got for it and thinking hmm

[ahappydnp]

i think it's even funnier knowing dan's already called phil his husband in that one interview pre hard launch. like babe, it's okay you can just get married and call him that all the time if you want.

can you believe this will be 6 years old in october...

(x)

[partytattccs]

internet power couple <3

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[ratzinmyattic]

Its them!!!

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

worm in brain :(

[diphowell]

they look so happy and comfortable in this new interview i could cry

[diphowell]

the idea of dan howell over explainer and justifier extraordinaire feeling the overwhelming need to over explain and justify why he is now looking at marriage and/or fully marrying his boyfriend of almost 17 years is fun to me i must admit. it’s for the taxes it’s for when one of us dies it’s cause we’ve never had a party for our relationship and like i don’t even want one but PHIL- it’s so we can get an insane amount of food catered and that means specific to our taste DIPS