i feel witchcraft upon me

hi i'm rose and i am unhealthily obsessed with many things

[congratulotions]

imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!

then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children

[congratulotions]

citizens of arendelle when they hear idina menzel yodeling about how her heart yearns for adventure at 3am

[hattersarts]

the midnight visits of wicked part 2

[breeberrypies]

“Only bad witches are ugly ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊

[gelphiegifs]

This is what she meant by little ways to flirt btw

[alvinjrsgun]

what the FUCK do you MEAN they TITANTIC pose.

ive been laughing for 5 minutes they look so genuine and in the moment and they just had such an emotional scene of their "sisterhood", like yeah guys all friends intimately interlock fingers from behind

THERE WAS ROOM ON THAT BROOM!!!!!!

[lukewhiterock]

Haters will say that even if there was room on the broom, scientificlly it wouldn't have held them up because "even if there is room, it would have thrown the balance off".

[nyoclosmom]

L FUCKING MAO

[tophuukiey]

There's a wicked production somewhere where Elphaba kisses Glinda on the cheek sometime in act 2... And because I can't find it anymore I sketched it 🥹

[filmgifs]

WICKED (2024) dir. Jon M. Chu

[a-couple-of-notes]

I was looking for this! Because--well, because it's gay, but also because it's this early display of Glinda both understanding Elphaba and using her social power to reframe her in a more palatable light. Elphaba has just chastised Glinda (correctly) for refusing to let go of Dr. Dillamond's mispronunciation of her name, but Elphaba's done so in a way that very clearly spills all of her own feelings of isolation out into the open. (paraphrasing here: "Perhaps the pronunciation of your name is not the sole focus of Dr. Dillamond's life. Perhaps some of us are just...different.") So it gets super awkward because Elphaba has inadvertently shown a true vulnerability to the entire classroom of students who hate her.

But then Glinda makes the joke and breaks the tension, reframing Elphaba's Freudian slip as a part of their ongoing homoerotic rivalry. It's no longer Elphaba showing her hand, it's just the call-and-response of their well-known petty banter. Of course Elphaba and Glinda both know this isn't the case--Elphaba smiles in acknowledgement of both the joke and the cover, and Glinda motions for her to play along.

[youvebeengalindafied]

love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

[theskyexists]

#finding out that wicked originated from this line made me realize i have never been operating at even half of my yuri goggles potential (via spiribia)

[tophuukiey]

This hand gesture was everything to me ☹️ (so I drew it)

[cronchy-baguette]

thank you for loving me

[pakchoys]

our secret

[dokirosi]

Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

[spiribia]

This is how I would post about Glinda the good if I was an Ozian

[snake-eggs]

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

[bagmanunlucky]

i think about this daily

[crowwkui]

im totally fine sane and normal about them

[after-dinner-poetics-deactivate]

No, when YOU watched Dancing Through Life you were swooning over Fiyero. When *I* watched Dancing Through Life I was ready to call the Suicide Hotline for him. We are not the same. That man is not, in fact, Dancing Through Life, he is Dancing FOR Life. His life. He’s gotta dance, be the pretty party boy because that’s the only way anyone cares about him. He’s so deeply, horrifically sad in the box he’s been put in and Elphaba is the only one who can see it. Because she has to dance for her own life by being useful to those around her. That’s the only way anyone cares about her. They’re so similar. I am so ready for As Long As You’re Mine!!!

[lesbianshadowheart]

anyways Galinda would 100% be like making out with Elphie and say This is just something that friends do together ☺️ and Elphaba would be like. that doesn’t sound quite right but i don’t know enough about friendship to dispute it