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⭐️⚔️⭐️ Julia. 27. ⚢. Dance Commander. Fueled by Snake Eggs. ⭐️⚔️⭐️

[evzimus]

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[peppermintlarry]

[targetedknowledge]

[anywhoozles]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[skoomaadealer]

J'zargo a talented and ambitious mage, is the cause of another fire at the College🔥. Fortunately, this time only the whiskers were damaged.

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[shigure]

we only get so much time on this earth and i fully intend to waste every minute of it

[into-the-firebox-it-goes]

People who think that the faces in Thomas and Friends are creepy would never survive Jay Jay the Jet Plane

[into-the-firebox-it-goes]

Imagine if the Thomas and Friends CGI era looked like this (early 2000s CGI and early 2000s motion facial capture)

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[larval-tear]

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anerican choese

[snake-eggs]

having my headache executed by firing squad

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[thickness-protection-program]

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[nemesisdoll]

I want this