It’s Coming Up Cherries On Top

⭐️⚔️⭐️ Julia. 27. ⚢. Dance Commander. Fueled by Snake Eggs. ⭐️⚔️⭐️

[snake-eggs]

Happy June!! sketch from work…

+ bonus first draft attempt where I had to say “he would not fucking say that” to myself and stop

[ispyspookymansion]

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[notahorseindisguise]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wheelzyx]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[sacred-portal]

[waco]

[waco]

[waco]

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[sputnikodin]

[dickstolebyanalien]

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

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[newbarktownalumni]