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Finally took a shower after what, a week? Felt nice.

peanutbutterjellyhub

We have a little private RP server for friends and friends of friends to RP in, btw 👀

IM @speedandspace if you’re interested.

#ooc

conkerrewritten

New ref for Conker!

Changed how I draw his face. I like the round eyes better.

#ooc #new ref done!

Meat is so tasty honestly. Love some steak.

I’m fine, I’ll be fine. I just need to relax.

Mentally, I’m the worst I’ve been in a while. Physically, I’m doing better after getting zapped in the race track.

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rairverse

“One day, we’re gonna be heroes!” “What are you on about, Conker?”

first rairverse art post from me!! and it’s a birthday gift for mod shadow :D i really love how conker’s design turned out and kid conker is so cute, so i wanted to draw a twelve tales type pic

-mod polar

#muse #for me

I remember everything now....

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I hate you all. Later, homos.

professorndear

Rude.

What did we even do ??

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Fine.

Later homos, and straight person.

Now I feel included.

Happy Mothering Sunday to my wonderful Mum!

Ok, you might be good at racing, but can you hit yourself with your own glowing blue shield? That takes real talent.

nitroscience

Wow, that certainly does take skill to do! I’m sure it would be mighty unsafe for a denizen from another world like yourself to injure yourself while visiting.

Oh, don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine. It wasn’t too bad. Thanks, though.

nitroscience

Are you sure? Eh, fair enough, no one really bleeds while on the race track, only any fighting behind the wheels tends to do that. … Still, you better be careful!

Yeh, no blood here. I should be fine, I don’t think I’ve angered anyone on the tracks. Thanks for looking out for me though. I think I’ve seen you racing before?

Ok, you might be good at racing, but can you hit yourself with your own glowing blue shield? That takes real talent.

nitroscience

Wow, that certainly does take skill to do! I’m sure it would be mighty unsafe for a denizen from another world like yourself to injure yourself while visiting.

Oh, don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine. It wasn’t too bad. Thanks, though.

Ok, you might be good at racing, but can you hit yourself with your own glowing blue shield? That takes real talent.

Well, about time to hide beneath a brolly to get out of the sun. Things are really heating up around here.

Note to self, don’t mention “wings” in front of that alien. At least it wasn’t the roughest landing.

I think more people should eat eggs, they’re rather tasty.

I believe it is someone’s choice not to eat eggs. Even if they eat meat, eggs might not be someone’s preference. Besides, you are not one for valid food opinions.

I don’t get it are you trying to roast me or yourself? There isn’t anything wrong with eggs, they even taste good without salt. I’m even in the market to try other kinds of eggs, any recommendations?

No I don’t have egg recommendations! If eggs are so magnificent in your eyes, how about you eat a ton of caviar instead of trying to convince other people to like what you like.

Whoa, there’s no need to cause a scene. And no thank you, I’ve had that ruined for me. If you’re such an egg hater, do you not eat cake? There’s eggs in cake you know.

I don’t usually care for eating cake or baked goods, no. Besides, it’s not that I hate eggs, it’s that I do not eat eggs and I’m currently being treated like there’s something wrong with me for not doing so.

I’d think a bug would eat anything they get their twitchy hands on.

Bold words from someone who isn’t a bug. What I get my hands on is my business.

Well are you even a bug? You haven’t even got wings.

…

*Oxide said nothing, but his rage was very clear. He muttered to himself, before walking away. Before running back and using his front legs to kick Conker like a football.*

I think more people should eat eggs, they’re rather tasty.

I believe it is someone’s choice not to eat eggs. Even if they eat meat, eggs might not be someone’s preference. Besides, you are not one for valid food opinions.

I don’t get it are you trying to roast me or yourself? There isn’t anything wrong with eggs, they even taste good without salt. I’m even in the market to try other kinds of eggs, any recommendations?

No I don’t have egg recommendations! If eggs are so magnificent in your eyes, how about you eat a ton of caviar instead of trying to convince other people to like what you like.

Whoa, there’s no need to cause a scene. And no thank you, I’ve had that ruined for me. If you’re such an egg hater, do you not eat cake? There’s eggs in cake you know.

I don’t usually care for eating cake or baked goods, no. Besides, it’s not that I hate eggs, it’s that I do not eat eggs and I’m currently being treated like there’s something wrong with me for not doing so.

I’d think a bug would eat anything they get their twitchy hands on.

Bold words from someone who isn’t a bug. What I get my hands on is my business.

Well are you even a bug? You haven’t even got wings.