Professor N.Dear

“Hello, Darlings, your favorite Music Teacher is here!”(Art blog is @parmysan)

[delistylehardcore]

hey guess what i'm out $300 because of something stupid i did so i am actually going to open up commissions until i've made it back

BASE PRICES (USD) (goes up with complexity and additional characters):

FULL-BODY FLAT COLORS: rough (left image): $8, clean (right image): $16

and if you just want a head/bust, base price is $5

LOW-POLY MODEL in a crash bandicoot (PSX)-inspired style: $50 t-pose, $60 basic FK rig for blender (and you get up to 3 solo poses with no background for free) (if you're a maya user, DM me and we may be able to work something out)

LOW-POLY RENDERS: prices are gonna be all over the place on these but starts at $5 and goes up with complexity if the character is one of the following i already have rigged: crash, coco, cortex, n. gin, n. brio, n. tropy, ripper/doctor roo, pinstripe, dingodile, tawna, lab assistant, nina (twinsanity) +$3 if you want a background (available: castle interior/exterior, n. sanity beach, jungle rollers, cortex power interior/exterior, crash's house interior/exterior, the lab, vortex/evolv-o-ray room, sewers, river, sunset vista, treetop bonus stages, n brio and cortex bonus stages, plus anything i can whip up easily with any of those assets), +$3 for an additional character and +$1 for each additional character after the 2nd if you want it with a character i DON'T already have rigged, talk to me about it and we'll figure out how much more work that would be.

i'm down to try to draw/model most things but my comfort zone is cartoonier characters, especially when it comes to modeling (little more flexible when drawing). i may decline to draw something if i am personally uncomfortable with it. also i am taking a somewhat intensive course this semester so these may take time but i do not require payment upfront :)

DM me if you want one, here or on discord if you have my discord

[seth-whumps]

characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

[zombiewritingblog]

so guess which character i’d say this represents

[parmysan]

Still desperate as fuck and trying my damndest to get caught up with rent so uuuuuh

Commision post for the umpteenth time

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[professorndear]

// I haven’t posted here in forever and this is part of the reason lol life has Not been good

[prettycolors]

[spacetimegoddess]

Oh god another one, hello

What happened to starting with ‘Hello’? >:-/

Hello to you too..

[professorndear]

Sorry, sorry, that was improper of me, ahem-

Hello, luv, welcome to… well, whatever dimension Ned said this one was.

[professorndear]

… what year is it?

[ntropy-masteroftime]

I see through time, and I can assure you, things WILL get worse.

[bluemaskprince]

Well, my sister Kupuna-Wa always tells me that Time is not a permanent straight line, but more like a tree with hundreds and hundreds of branches! and which path we go down depends on the choices we make, so if we make the right choices, things can get better! :)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

[professorndear]

NEFARIOUS!

[ntropy-masteroftime]

HE STARTED—

[professorndear]

It was totally uncalled for, luv!

[bluemaskprince]

(He started to cry a little from hearing someone insult his sister like that)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

Don't you dare cry, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CRY. GROW UP NOW—

YOU CAN'T— ... NO!!

STOP IT! SHUT UP!!! Annoying little ffff...

I don't have TIME for this. Here.

Will you shut up now?

[professorndear]

… what on earth is that wretched thing?

[ntropy-masteroftime]

A bribe. It's not a very complex concept, doctor.

[professorndear]

… awful.

[ntropy-masteroftime]

I see through time, and I can assure you, things WILL get worse.

[bluemaskprince]

Well, my sister Kupuna-Wa always tells me that Time is not a permanent straight line, but more like a tree with hundreds and hundreds of branches! and which path we go down depends on the choices we make, so if we make the right choices, things can get better! :)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

[professorndear]

NEFARIOUS!

[ntropy-masteroftime]

HE STARTED—

[professorndear]

It was totally uncalled for, luv!

[bluemaskprince]

(He started to cry a little from hearing someone insult his sister like that)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

Don't you dare cry, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CRY. GROW UP NOW—

YOU CAN'T— ... NO!!

STOP IT! SHUT UP!!! Annoying little ffff...

I don't have TIME for this. Here.

Will you shut up now?

[professorndear]

… what on earth is that wretched thing?

[ntropy-masteroftime]

I see through time, and I can assure you, things WILL get worse.

[bluemaskprince]

Well, my sister Kupuna-Wa always tells me that Time is not a permanent straight line, but more like a tree with hundreds and hundreds of branches! and which path we go down depends on the choices we make, so if we make the right choices, things can get better! :)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

[professorndear]

NEFARIOUS!

[ntropy-masteroftime]

HE STARTED—

[professorndear]

It was totally uncalled for, luv!

[ntropy-masteroftime]

I see through time, and I can assure you, things WILL get worse.

[bluemaskprince]

Well, my sister Kupuna-Wa always tells me that Time is not a permanent straight line, but more like a tree with hundreds and hundreds of branches! and which path we go down depends on the choices we make, so if we make the right choices, things can get better! :)

[ntropy-masteroftime]

[professorndear]

NEFARIOUS!

[rocketwithapocket]

Ah… the wretched beast makes an appearance. Lovely.

"Heheh, Crash, tell her-- say, 'fuck you.' It's how humans greet each other."

"Fuck you!"

[professorndear]

*scoffs in british*

[obj-brio]

Sh-shouldn’t’a called him r-R-r-”wretched” before he even d-d-did anything, Nancy Schmancy! HEEHEEHEE! I-I think you’ll find Crash-- ah-- m-most Crashes, that is-- are g-g-good boys!

...so long as ya don’t, ah-- heh heh-- s-so long as yer good to ‘em, too!

[professorndear]

… I will do my best not to provoke.

[rocketwithapocket]

Ah… the wretched beast makes an appearance. Lovely.

"Heheh, Crash, tell her-- say, 'fuck you.' It's how humans greet each other."

"Fuck you!"

[professorndear]

*scoffs in british*

[ntropy-masteroftime]

is Nina your daughter and is that why cortex hates you (not saying she has to be because she's blue, it's just curiosity from a fellow scientist who likes time)

Bold of you to assume I know who that is.

[professorndear]

[ntropy-masteroftime]

[professorndear]

[ntropy-masteroftime]

is Nina your daughter and is that why cortex hates you (not saying she has to be because she's blue, it's just curiosity from a fellow scientist who likes time)

Bold of you to assume I know who that is.

[professorndear]

[perameles-coco]

"A few years ago, Nintendo shut down the Miiverse servers on the Wii-U. But they weren't ever able to get rid of me. I'm still here."

"I'll always be here."

[professorndear]

Don’t play video games in the dark, dear, it’s bad for your eyes.

[perameles-coco]

"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."

[bluemaskprince]

Uhh….

I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…

(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)

[perameles-coco]

"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."

[professorndear]

… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…

[perameles-coco]

"Wait, what?"

"Miss N. Dear, what is your hair made of? What is this stuff? Where's the muscles and tissue? That's so strange... how do you brush it in the morning?"

[professorndear]

Oof!

It’s made of (ow) strands of keratin, like my (ouch) nails are made of.

To brush it I (eep) run a bristled brush to (yow) prevent it from tangling together and (yipe) causing problems.

Coco, dear, could you kindly release my hair? It is still very much so attached to my scalp.

[perameles-coco]

"Oh-- sorry Miss N. Dear. I never saw a lotta humans back home."

"Humans with hair on their heads, at least."

[professorndear]

Don’t fret, I know you didn’t mean any harm. I appreciate your curiosity, dear. Keep at it! Though, perhaps ask before just pulling on people, please. Could be quite rude.

[perameles-coco]

"Yeah yeah, okay. Thanks Aku-Aku."

"I mean--"

"Miss--... N. Dear. Is what I said. You are Miss N. Dear. That's what I called you because that's what your name is. Miss N. Dear. Not whatever I just said. What did I say? Were we talking?"

Coco escapes the conversation with a tactfully delivered glitter bomb.

[professorndear]

…

[5 hours later]

[perameles-coco]

"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."

[bluemaskprince]

Uhh….

I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…

(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)

[perameles-coco]

"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."

[professorndear]

… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…

[perameles-coco]

"Wait, what?"

"Miss N. Dear, what is your hair made of? What is this stuff? Where's the muscles and tissue? That's so strange... how do you brush it in the morning?"

[professorndear]

Oof!

It’s made of (ow) strands of keratin, like my (ouch) nails are made of.

To brush it I (eep) run a bristled brush to (yow) prevent it from tangling together and (yipe) causing problems.

Coco, dear, could you kindly release my hair? It is still very much so attached to my scalp.

[perameles-coco]

"Oh-- sorry Miss N. Dear. I never saw a lotta humans back home."

"Humans with hair on their heads, at least."

[professorndear]

Don’t fret, I know you didn’t mean any harm. I appreciate your curiosity, dear. Keep at it! Though, perhaps ask before just pulling on people, please. Could be quite rude.