[connara-and-friends]

Kara: Markus, tell Connor that he's an idiot, but I still love him.

Markus: Why don't you tell him yourself?

Kara: We're in a fight.

Markus: You're sitting on his lap.

[connara-and-friends]

Connor, at 3am: Do you like me?

Kara: I married you.

Connor: Yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Or maybe for a tax purposes? Unclear.

[connara-and-friends]

Kara: H-

Connor: pretty, talented, unique, wonderful, special, beautiful, superior, perfection, gorgeous, extraordinary, perfect, incredible, unreal, charming, smart, precious, magnificent, flawless, my home, my world, my life, the most amazing girl in the whole world, the owner of my heart,

[connara-and-friends]

Connor: Who ate the cupcakes, that I was preparing for Hank’s birthday?! I’m going to—

Kara: Haha, sorry…

Connor: —make some more. I’m glad you liked them.

Kara: Yeah, I really liked those cupcakes! That’s why I ate 10 of them, haha!

Alice, behind the counter:

[connara-and-friends]

Kara: Who else here thought Connor was my boyfriend?

Kara: Connor, put your hand down.

[connara-and-friends]

Machine!Connor: I hate you and everything you stand for. I want you dead, you deviant.

Kara: We were making out five minutes ago.

Machine!Connor, still holding Kara on his knees: That meant nothing.

[connara-and-friends]

Priest: And I now pronounce you, husband and wife.

North, leading the choir & ensemble: Hum- One, two!

Markus, playing the piano: OHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY~

Kara, ignoring the racket: What a peaceful day. I love you.

Connor: I love you too. I'll make you happy for the rest of our lives.

[connara-and-friends]

Kara: Do you want a hug?

Connor: No.

Kara: Did you even hear what I said?

Connor: Yes.

Kara: What did I say, then?

Connor: "Do you want a hug?"

Kara: Well, if you insist.

[connara-and-friends]

Connor: *kisses Kara softly*

Kara: No, Connor, the script says we're enemies.

Connor: Oh.

Connor: *kisses Kara aggressively*

[connara-and-friends]

Alice: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kara: Wasn't Connor with you?

Connor: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

[connara-and-friends]

North: You ever look at two people and wonder "Why haven't they kissed yet?"

Markus, signing: Every single day.

Connor and Kara: Why are you looking at us?

[connara-and-friends]

Kara: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.

Connor: Kara–

Kara: You're forgiven, I love you too.

[connara-and-friends]

Markus: I wish you could block people in real life.

Connor: Restraining order.

North: Murder.

[connara-and-friends]

Connor: Hey Kara, what do IDK, ILY and TTYL mean?

Kara: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Connor: Okay, I love you too. I'll just ask Markus.

[rk-housey]

Alice: They’re not our clothes!

Bryan Dechart as Kara: I KNOW THEY’RE NOT OUR CLOTHES BUT YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA.

[connara-and-friends]

Connor: *is carrying all the groceries*

Kara: *holds out hand to help*

Connor: *moves all groceries to one hand to hold Kara's hand*

[dbhthingsandstuff]

Hank: Who’s a good boy?

Connor and Sumo: ??????????

Hank: YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!

Connor and Sumo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!