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“My neighbours have been listening to music for the last three nights and I might just go over and cut bitch one day.”
“I don’t think that cutting a bitch would be a good thing to have on your record. Civil talking is usually more acceptable.”
I don’t think you’re going to want to get too close to me right now….
“Oh come on now it can’t be that bad. Are you one to resist a hug?”
“What is your favorite ride?”
“I don’t think I have a favorite. Ferris Wheels are enjoyable though.”
Conner and Mia day
“Well take comfort in being the first I’ve come across in a long time. So why aren’t you with your wife and daughter on this lovely Valentine’s Day?”
“I don’t know how happy I can be knowing I’m the first person to openly talk about their sex life like it was nothing to you. But I’ll try. Um.. I don’t have a wife and my daughter’s staying with a babysitter who thought it was just about time for me to start going out.”
“Of course I have, but it’s not my go to place. Plus the fact that you said ‘shag’ didn’t help your case.”
“I never said I take girl there first. It just happens sometimes. In my defense I’m not American so shag is my go to word.”
“Only three minutes? Were you referring to how long they last or how long it took you to look away?”
“How long we were stuck towards the top of the Ferris Wheel. Some crap about letting couples enjoy the view. I don’t doubt they kept at it longer, I preferred listenig to the preform down on the ground after one.”
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Really wishing she was this toot again, don’t think a five year old fits on my bag :( #werebothgettingold
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“I think it at least add some entertainment.”
“Maybe. I don’t know being surrounded by a bunch of colorful red stuff and machines is already interesting enough for me.”
“Oh it wasn’t creepy, just surprisingly forward. I’ve spent a lot of my time lately with pretty mundane business people so I’ve grown accustomed to that.”
“Oh, well in that case I take it back. Normally I don’t talk like that when I’m with my daughter she sort of filters me I guess. You should talk to more blunt people honestly, we’re pretty great.”
“Well I don’t want to do that, but it’s nice to know you’re not a complete wet rag, even if you do look like one. And really, the back of your car? What are you, from the 70′s?”
“I do not look like a wet rag. Please, you’ve never had sex with someone in the back of a car? I’m not sure if that makes me old fashion or possibly you have more self control to wait and get somewhere.”
“Oh, well that’s um, good to know.”
“There are ways that that statement could have sounded way less creepy and I apologize for that.”
“If you were drunk enough I’m sure you wouldn’t care.”
“You’d have to get me baked and drunk to have sex on one of those shaking vomit machines. I’d rather shag someone in the back of my car.”
“Right? Kids these days, they just don’t care about the rest of the population.”
“Oh I’m so sorry for the mistake, I bet she’s adorable.”
“Honestly. I mean I don’t really exclude myself from the sexually active group but at least I have the decency to use closed spaces.”
“Ugh, people are gross. Is Mia your girlfriend?”
“Absolutely disgusting. I mean seriously try a place with at least four walls ah. Oh no she’s my five year old.”
“Sounds like they’re having a better time than the rest of us then.”
“In a way sure. But also I’d be partially traumatized by all the shit Ferris wheel seats have.”
