heart-heart-heartless

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Lexus: does the club have cookies?

Connor: Well, duh.

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Lexus: you are so weird.

Connor: join the club.

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Lexus: why

Connor: No clue.

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Lexus: well you do now lol

Connor: Good, I was scared.

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Lexus: -_-

Lexus: okay taking the title away from you and giving it to some random grade 11.

Connor: I didn't even know I had it.

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Lexus: i found myself in a hot topic today

Lexus: and i tried to make a joke about a TOP shirt

Lexus: someone thought i was actually serious on not knowing who blurry face was.

Lexus: I ALSO MISS MY BEST FRIEND THIS IS ALL CONNOR.

Connor: TOP? I don't know her.

Connor: OH OH SO NOW I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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TEXT: JAXON ⇄ CONNOR

Jaxon: molly and I broke up?

Connor: Shit. Why?

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Jaxon: no

Jaxon: molly and I broke up

Connor: Wait.

Connor: What

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Jaxon: but im not happy ):

Connor: Sister dye your hair orange again?

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Jaxon: ): ): ): ): ): ): ):

Connor: If you read this backwards, it looks like smiling faces.

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lexusschuyler:

@greysoncoleman​

The only fuck boy I can deal with on my time line is my best friend @conningdunbar​

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TEXT: LEXUS ⇄ CONNOR

Lexus: who the fuck pregames 4/20?

Lexus: I guesssssssss you are

Connor: Uhhh me? Amy did too before she up and vanished and now I’m all alone.

Connor: Score for me.

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TEXT: LEXUS ⇄ CONNOR

Lexus: it only took you two days to remember what you forgot. GG

Lexus: Also adorable picture of us A+

Connor: Your birthday lies in prime 4/20 pre-party time. Can’t blame me.

Connor: Do I get forgiven then?

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↳ INSTAGRAM: conningdunbar uploaded a new photo with @lexusschuyler

It was my best friends birthday the other day and I forgot hahhahaha. No wonder she hasn’t answered her phone since. 

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lexusschuyler:

YOU OUT OF EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE SOME FAITH IN ME CONNOR.

Why me!?

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lexusschuyler:

When you haven’t had a hamster in years bc you accidentally killed your last one when you tried to give it a bath when you were six, but now I saw the cutest hamster on twitter with a cute little bed and i just want anyone one!

Nope nope, not a good idea. 

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↳ INSTAGRAM: conningdunbar uploaded a new photo– w/  @yougotmehelplesseliza

Those eyes. Those curls. Those lips tho. #WCW

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