Conny Stolly

i hehe’d and haha’d… till i didn’t (rp acc)

[connorhasrizz]

INTRO POST

Name: Connor Stoll

Age: 17

Gender: Male, he/him

Cabin: Hermes’ Cabin, 11

Godly Parent: Hermes

Sexuality: Boykisser

Status at CHB: Head counselor of cabin 11

People that obviously love me (who wouldn’t?):

@sunshine-boy-official - Willy Wonka

@emo-mcdonalds-lover - Niccolo di jello

@repairr-boy - Leonidas

@swirly-lord - Clarinette La Rue

@that-one-golden-boi - Zombie Grace

@beauty-queen-of-greece - Pipe Mclean

@the-gems-keep-popping-up - Hazelnut

@the-real-persassy - Fishman Jackson

OOC: i will be making lots and lots of intentional spelling mistakes because connor is literally dyslexic

[connorhasrizz]

“are you allowed to do that” legally? no, illegally? yes

[connorhasrizz]

fuck walking let’s all just get wheels on our feet instead of feet

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I regret a lot in life, like being born

[connorhasrizz]

get a therapist dawg

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I have Mr D

[connorhasrizz]

whatever floats yiur boat i guess or wtv the fuck chiron says

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I dunno when Chiron uses corny phrases I pretend I can’t speak english

[connorhasrizz]

that gave me the best idea oh my thanks pasta guy

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Are you bilingual?

[connorhasrizz]

what no im talking pranks here

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Oh, I’m bilingual

[connorhasrizz]

yeah youre fluent in gay

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

@connorhasrizz

[connorhasrizz]

yes nico miko siko (i rhymed did you notice?)

[connorhasrizz]

bro (me rizzing the local hos up)

[swirly-lord]

bro is not rizzing ANYONE

[connorhasrizz]

i am rizzing everyoen

[swirly-lord]

incredibly loud incorrect buzzer

[connorhasrizz]

this is why i target the ares cabin they’re all mean

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I regret a lot in life, like being born

[connorhasrizz]

get a therapist dawg

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I have Mr D

[connorhasrizz]

whatever floats yiur boat i guess or wtv the fuck chiron says

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I dunno when Chiron uses corny phrases I pretend I can’t speak english

[connorhasrizz]

that gave me the best idea oh my thanks pasta guy

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Are you bilingual?

[connorhasrizz]

what no im talking pranks here

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I regret a lot in life, like being born

[connorhasrizz]

get a therapist dawg

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I have Mr D

[connorhasrizz]

whatever floats yiur boat i guess or wtv the fuck chiron says

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I dunno when Chiron uses corny phrases I pretend I can’t speak english

[connorhasrizz]

that gave me the best idea oh my thanks pasta guy

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I regret a lot in life, like being born

[connorhasrizz]

get a therapist dawg

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I have Mr D

[connorhasrizz]

whatever floats yiur boat i guess or wtv the fuck chiron says

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I regret a lot in life, like being born

[connorhasrizz]

get a therapist dawg

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The urge to

[connorhasrizz]

give me money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Um nuh uh

[connorhasrizz]

if i say please

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Just cause my dad is the god of riches doesn’t mean I have money

(I have a credit card from him XD)

[connorhasrizz]

i mean…

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine how much do you want

[connorhasrizz]

depends where you put the limit

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Connor 😐

[connorhasrizz]

fruit loop 😐

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Why do you want money

[connorhasrizz]

why wouldnt i want money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

What do you need to buy?!?!?

[connorhasrizz]

stuff you know like snacks, clothes, neon yellow paint, more snacks, maybe a very specific screwdriver

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine, I’ll send you $200 but no pranking me for a month

[connorhasrizz]

just me or the whole hermes cabin because if you really want i can always arrange some talking weapons for you

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The whole cabin better leave me alone. ALSO STOP GETTING HURT WHEN WILL AND I HAVE DATES PLANNED

[connorhasrizz]

no its funny

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Homophobic

[connorhasrizz]

i literally a fruit loop

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine, transphobic then

[connorhasrizz]

its stollphobic calling me transphobic

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

How

[connorhasrizz]

yoj clearly hate me

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

No

[connorhasrizz]

you’ll regret ever leaving the lotus casino

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The urge to

[connorhasrizz]

give me money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Um nuh uh

[connorhasrizz]

if i say please

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Just cause my dad is the god of riches doesn’t mean I have money

(I have a credit card from him XD)

[connorhasrizz]

i mean…

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine how much do you want

[connorhasrizz]

depends where you put the limit

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Connor 😐

[connorhasrizz]

fruit loop 😐

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Why do you want money

[connorhasrizz]

why wouldnt i want money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

What do you need to buy?!?!?

[connorhasrizz]

stuff you know like snacks, clothes, neon yellow paint, more snacks, maybe a very specific screwdriver

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine, I’ll send you $200 but no pranking me for a month

[connorhasrizz]

just me or the whole hermes cabin because if you really want i can always arrange some talking weapons for you

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The whole cabin better leave me alone. ALSO STOP GETTING HURT WHEN WILL AND I HAVE DATES PLANNED

[connorhasrizz]

no its funny

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Homophobic

[connorhasrizz]

i literally a fruit loop

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine, transphobic then

[connorhasrizz]

its stollphobic calling me transphobic

[connorhasrizz]

ive been called a lot of stuff but never have i ever been called unfunny so clearly that says a lot

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

You’re unfunny

[connorhasrizz]

take thar back

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The urge to

[connorhasrizz]

give me money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Um nuh uh

[connorhasrizz]

if i say please

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Just cause my dad is the god of riches doesn’t mean I have money

(I have a credit card from him XD)

[connorhasrizz]

i mean…

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine how much do you want

[connorhasrizz]

depends where you put the limit

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Connor 😐

[connorhasrizz]

fruit loop 😐

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Why do you want money

[connorhasrizz]

why wouldnt i want money

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

What do you need to buy?!?!?

[connorhasrizz]

stuff you know like snacks, clothes, neon yellow paint, more snacks, maybe a very specific screwdriver

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Fine, I’ll send you $200 but no pranking me for a month

[connorhasrizz]

just me or the whole hermes cabin because if you really want i can always arrange some talking weapons for you

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

The whole cabin better leave me alone. ALSO STOP GETTING HURT WHEN WILL AND I HAVE DATES PLANNED

[connorhasrizz]

no its funny

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Homophobic

[connorhasrizz]

i literally a fruit loop

[sunshine-boy-official]

what if i hypotheticly accidentally made my eyeball bleed

@connorhasrizz

connor what the fuck

[connorhasrizz]

its a valid question that i seek an answer for??

[sunshine-boy-official]

then id have to cancel date night with nico and come and fix your sorry excuse for eyes

[connorhasrizz]

i said hypotheticly tho

[sunshine-boy-official]

hypothetically if your eyes were bleeding

i’d fix you an’ be mad about it an’ then laugh at you after

[connorhasrizz]

thats not very doctor like of you at all

[sunshine-boy-official]

would you rather i didnt fix you at all ?

[connorhasrizz]

thats abusing your role isnt it

[sunshine-boy-official]

chiron would never believe you 🥰☺️

[connorhasrizz]

chiron obviously has a very deep trust in me thank you

[sunshine-boy-official]

uhuh and thats why im camp head of safeguarding and not you

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

I should be head of safeguarding

[sunshine-boy-official]

I Love You But That Is A Bad Idea

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Why do you think that?

[sunshine-boy-official]

Yesterday You Told An Eight Year Old The Best Way To Stop Being Sad Is To Be Angry Enough To Forget

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

Yeah but was I wrong?

Also someone tattled and now I have more meetings with Mr.D

[connorhasrizz]

oppsie daisy

[emo-mcdonalds-lover]

WAS IT YOU?!???

[connorhasrizz]

i would never!!

[connorhasrizz]

bro (me rizzing the local hos up)

[the-real-persassy]

What did you do this time, Connor?

[connorhasrizz]

i got punched

[the-real-persassy]

what did you do to get punched???

[connorhasrizz]

i totally rizzed malcolm up and i fully believe he punched me just to have an excuse to touch me

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

…

sure connor thats totally why he punched you

[connorhasrizz]

im just charming like that