Kessler

Conor Kesslerc| 24 | Bartender

[miss-hazelkelly]

Oh, you are not.

[conorkessler]

Well, anyways, how're you?

[miss-hazelkelly]

Ah. You might be biased, though, since you’re comparing them to uh… yourself. You might be even more obnoxious and just not realize.

[conorkessler]

I'm really not biased. I'm offended that you would think I am.

[miss-hazelkelly]

What do they do that’s so… horrible, then?

[conorkessler]

They're just so obnoxious, they're worse than Andy and I.

[andy--campbell]

Just the way I like it.

Did she say much? I bumped into her on the street but it was awkward as hell so I told her I was late for work.

[conorkessler]

No, we just had a small chat. You're terrible, Andy.

[miss-hazelkelly]

Oh c’mon, you are not. How bad can they really be?

[conorkessler]

They're awful.

[andy--campbell]

Fantastic. I’ve been covering a few shifts this week as well as my own so I need a night to get absolutely blootered.

So…did you know Hazel’s back?

[conorkessler]

Well you'd better be glad that I won you, the night won't end until you can't form coherent sentences.

Yeah actually, I saw her not too long ago.

[miss-hazelkelly]

Good, good. Don’t want you to overwork yourself and then snap and… stab someone with a lime knife, or something.

[conorkessler]

Yeah I'd rather not snap, I'm already close enough to killing most of my customers anyways.

[andy--campbell]

Well…I’m going to take that as meaning you don’t have any shifts to work around so I’m free…

…Friday. Not working till 6 on Saturday so I think that’ll give me time to recover enough.

[conorkessler]

That should work just fine.

[miss-hazelkelly]

Really? That sounds horrible. Do you have a lot of hours on the days you do have to work, too?

[conorkessler]

Yeah, but I'm in the process of getting that fixed.

[andy--campbell]

So when are we going on our man-date?

[conorkessler]

Whenever.

[jaredsbackagain]

Are you kidding?

[conorkessler]

Yes, I'm kidding.

[andy--campbell]

You know you’re the second person to threaten to hit me today.

I’m beginning to think I’m doing something wrong.

[conorkessler]

No, you're not doing anything wrong, you're just so lovely we need to bruise that face up a little bit.

[ffsnorth]

Are you a teacher or employee or?

[conorkessler]

I'm a bartender.

[miss-hazelkelly]

Tuesday are your only lazy days? 

[conorkessler]

Yeah, they're almost the only days I have off.

[minniemalia]

Oh yay.

[conorkessler]

Yeah, I got to be lazy all day and they didn't even try to call me in.

[jaredsbackagain]

Why’s that?

[conorkessler]

It's normally my day off.

[ffsnorth]

And Tuesday is your only break?

[conorkessler]

Yup.