The Green Weenie

I'm Nate! 27. Just a guy doing things in PA.

[brittany-murphy]

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[demons]

SS Guard in Canal, 1945 Lee Miller

[cam1lla]

As someone from the Deep South I find you all so embarrassing when you act like being in close proximity to someone with bad political views will make you magically “catch” them. I’m surrounded by the most hardcore Trump supporters every day and I continue to not believe the bullshit that they believe, despite the fact that we live in a society and sometimes I am even *gasp* forced to interact with them but unable to publicly destroy them to thunderous applause.

[fenris-returns]

You say you’re from the Deep South but you said you all. Something isn’t quite right here!

[imperatorhattrick-deactivated20]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[classic-simpsons]

THE SIMPSONS 05.10 | $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

[nessa007]

[conqueringfools]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Sheeeeeeesh

[straycatj]

ボクはいま　ちょーりらっくす中…

I'm now so relaxed...

[straycatj]

皆さんこれオレちがう！ちゃしろ！

オレのにわに　おいてやってるちゃしろ！

Hey everyone, he isn't me, he's Orange white who is allowed being my garden!

[thatsbelievable]

[dostoyevsky-official]

the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

[conqueringfools]

If you weren't spoon fed love as a child, you'll lick it off knives as an adult.

[theworldatwar]

US M4 Sherman tanks of the 10th Armoured Division make their way through the streets of the mountain resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen - Germany 11th May 1945

[conqueringfools]

Can't help but wonder what could have been if I lived in one of the alternate realities where I'm not a piece of shit.

[unclefather]

that's him

[unclefather]

that's skyrim

[psych-is-the-name]

its him. Bethany Esda

[howl224tgeundying]

looks like a douche who makes promises he can't keep

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

It just works

[qsycomplainsalot]

[conqueringfools]

You're only as good as you are useful.