[draftdodgerag]

any story that someone tells you in the kitchen is a good one

[tv--obsessions-deactivated20160]

I’M SCREAMING

[prisonhannibal]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Why does this specific shot of Jenna Marbles look like it came from an Oscar-winning artsy movie centered on the pain of fame of womanhood even though it's written and directed by a man and she's an ice skater who is about to perform her big number while her rival/attempted murderer/lesbian lover but it's implied to be a dream/best friend is dying because of the mafia and she's in some way responsible, with this, the final scene of the movie, representing her final descent into madness or darkness or whatever.

[secondclassvines]

[fuks]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what’s the mood for tuesday

[xenosaga]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Wait, it's real????? I thought it was one of those satirical articles!

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[veryfunnymemes]

[dicksmasher]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Me texting: why cant people just be straight up when they text, I hate these games man :/

Also me texting: 

[jotchuaofficial]

Us (2019, Dir. Jordan Peele)

[segadreamcatcher]

this shit is fucking sending me bc this meme is from like 2014 yet it always finds a way to remain relevant 

[marvellegends]

Jeff Goldblum’s priceless reaction to the potential Marvel / Sony split

[keatonpatti]

[whitepeopletwitter]