PERRO DINERO [CANNOT DONATE]

finn | 24 | he/him/fae

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[supergameboytwo]

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

[miquellah]

“what if death was gentle and loving” Gravelord Nito and im not fucking joking

[miquellah]

highly implied family man. made the milfs and taught them to sing for the dead. made the fenito also, in order to protect the dead and ensure they can rest peacefully as possible. when u find him in that bigass coffin he just chillin. he’s literally nice… death is about COMMUNITY

[miquellah]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[doubleca5t]

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[doubleca5t]

People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[pinniposting]

such loud smacks

[reagantheteenagewitch]

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[virgomoon]

being 14 when sweater weather came out was actually crazy. it was insane what they did to us who were 14 when sweater weather came out

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH