PERRO DINERO [CANNOT DONATE]

finn | 24 | he/him/fae

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[neckfat]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[fandom-man]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[throathole]

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

[throathole]

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[az-67-deactivated20211229]

sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking.

[torstherapy]

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[power-chords]

yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

[authorityissues]

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

[power-chords]

DUDE

[thesurestthing]

Pineapple upside ground cake

[bixbythemartian]

I laughed so hard I nearly choked oh my fucking god

[sunnynabons]

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

[geeoharee]

Conan Doyle drew this when he passed his medical exams

description: a simple doodle of a man in a pea-coat, jumping for joy. he's holding a piece of paper headed DIPLOMA. underneath him in cursive, it says 'Licensed to kill'

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him