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realifesiations

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

maudgone

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

apjvff

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

fandom-man

parkchanwoohoo

52stations

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

throathole

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

throathole

omnipotentnothing

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

az-67-deactivated20211229

sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking.

torstherapy

pangur-and-grim

reading with my creatures

pangur-and-grim

power-chords

yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

authorityissues

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

power-chords

DUDE

thesurestthing

Pineapple upside ground cake

bixbythemartian

I laughed so hard I nearly choked oh my fucking god

sunnynabons

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

geeoharee

Conan Doyle drew this when he passed his medical exams

description: a simple doodle of a man in a pea-coat, jumping for joy. he's holding a piece of paper headed DIPLOMA. underneath him in cursive, it says 'Licensed to kill'

#kit

judgejudyofficial

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.