Rule #15: give no fucks tumblr

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if you wouldn’t trust them with your finances, don’t trust them with your politics

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@staff

Quick question: what are the official tumblr rules?? and how many are there??

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By anti-abortion policies, everyone should be vegan

That cow’s milk could have fed a calf who could have trampled over a serial killer on their way to their next victim. That chicken could have pecked a thief to exhaustion. Think about the potential. THE POTENTIAL.

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why is depression

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Thread: GIFs that prove Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was a (sort of) Living Representation of Tumblr

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is this just me?

Do you ever just look at someone and think damn fuck me but like two seconds later your just like what the actual fuck was I thinking what a clapped dipshit

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wow such diverse replies

*rape experience*

“Not all men are/do...”

*racism experience*

“Not all white people are...”

*islamophobia experience*

“Not all Christians are...”

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hijabi muslim woman: *breathes* world:

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If you had £10000000, what would you do?

I would buy a money printing machine and print off a HELL of a lot more without telling anyone. 

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hermione: i'm hermione granger, the best witch.

harry: i'm harry potter. I'm okay- I do okay as far as witching goes. I'm neither top nor bottom. uh, I would say I am a mediocre witch.

ron: i'm ron weasley, I'm a sandwich.

harry: I get it!

hermione: very good, ron.

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thanos really killed half of our universe

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I know this isn’t the time but at least Shuri and Peter would have met in the Soul Stone. Maybe they were depressed for a bit but they helped each other through it. Like, imagine:

Shuri: Hey Spidey-Boy!

Peter: It’s Spider-Man, but hey, I like your accent, where you from?

Shuri: I AM LIBERIAN

Peter: *whisper* oh my bad, I like your accent where you from.

Shuri: Let’s take a walk. But bring an umbrella. 

Peter: Why?

Shuri: *sighs* Hurricane Katrina, of course.

Peter: Hurrican Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla! : \

Shuri: : \

T’Challa: *puts his head in his hands* Oh Lord, not another one! I would rather die again than live with two of them.

Groot: I am Groot! (I am confusion!)

Shuri and Peter and Groot: Make that three!

T’Challa: *wails in despair as he hears shouts of FR E SH A VOCA DO*