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idealist, computer god, and man of action  sideblog to xfidelitas. indie lone gunmen from xfiles/tlg show

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                  NO MATTER HOW PARANOID YOU ARE. YOU’RE NOT PARANOID ENOUGH.

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[conspiraciists]

conspiraciists->conspiiracists

now it is it’s own complete separate thing ok... ok.

im going to delete this blog in like a week probably... so

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                  NO MATTER HOW PARANOID YOU ARE. YOU’RE NOT PARANOID ENOUGH.

prev. conspiraciists ( a sideblog to xfidelitas. )

[sailorswayze]

I MISSED MY BABIES SO MUCH!!!! ive only waited years for this @thexfilesfox

[kryptonate23]

The Lone Gunmen

[monsternationusa]

I think The XFiles reboot is killing it.

[scully]

[alientie-blog]

humancredentials:

THE OFFICIAL X-FILES USED THE L.A UFO IN A TRAILER, BYE.

[conspiraciists]

                     “I just explained it three time’s what’s not to understand?”

[conspiraciists]

mulder-trustno1:

👽 –

Mulder hmm’ed, thinking to himself for a few moments.

           ❝  Can you run it in any language databases you                may have? Specifically Sumerian?  ❞

“Sure thing. It might take a couple of minutes though,” he said getting to work.

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mulder-trustno1:

👽 – The FBI agent ran a finger over the text before them. It was important to note a few different accents over the letters.

                              ❝ Personally, I think this can’t belong to a native                                  language on Earth, Byers. It’s too odd.  ❞

Byers turned his head slightly looking at the text. “Odd yes. It could just be very old as well. If anything thing it looks like an even more complex version of the texts by ancient Sumerians.”

[conspiraciists]

mulder-trustno1:

❝ Oh, it does– you just gotta–

                             turn it the other way. ❞

“Ohhh... I see now.”

[conspiraciists]

“Uh- I don’t think that goes like that...”

[lettucedoathing-deactivated2024]

X-FILES SENTENCES STARTERS

“How do I get this off me quickly without betraying my cool exterior?”

“No one would kill you. You’re just a little puppy dog.”

“Well, hey, I didn’t spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.”

“There are hits and there are misses… and then there are misses.”

“I’m warning you. If this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.”

“I would never lie; I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.”

“I have to admit, that fulfilled one of my boyhood fantasies.”

“That’s why I like you. Your ideas are even weirder than mine.”

“No, wait. This is the part where they bring out Elvis.”

“I could smell you a mile away.“

“Well, they told me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it’s strong enough for a man.”

“You think they would have taken me more seriously if I wore the grey suit?”

“If there’s an ice tea in that bag, could be love.”

“Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?”

“Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?”

“Maybe it was another bald-headed, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed, naked guy I saw.”

“It’s not a funhouse, it’s a tabernacle of terror.”

“I’m exhuming… your potato.”

“Exactly how does one become a professional blockhead?”

“Life… is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.”

“Sure, fine, whatever.”

“I wouldn’t want to disappoint you by not disappointing you.”

“Please explain to me the scientific nature of the ‘whammy’.”

“If you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes, you’d lapse into catatonic schizophrenia.”

“Does your policy cover the acts of extraterrestrials?”

“Your kung-fu is the best.”

“Aluminum foil makes a lovely hat, and it blocks out the government’s mind control rays.”

“Maybe it’ll start raining weenies and marshmallows.”

“Maybe if it rained sleeping bags, you’ll get lucky.”

“Not everybody’s dream is to get on Jerry Springer.”

“Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?”

“…and then he sort of flew at me like a flying squirrel.”

“One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.”

“It’s not ice cream. It’s a nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle.”

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicles!”

“One more pun and I pull out my gun.”

[xfidelitas]

so, i’m leaving for the week. i know i havent been on, school was ending summer started i got busy.. anyway, i’ll probably have wifi in the hotel tomorrow and can get some replies and starters done.

[conspiraciists]

Captain America: The First Avenger : Sentence Starters

"I'm not kissing you."

"Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. "

"That you will stay who you are."

"I thought you were dead."

"I thought you were smaller."

"Is this a test?"

"I don't want to kill anyone."

"I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from."

"What do you think?"

"Yes. I think it works."

"There's not gonna be a safe landing, but I can try and force it down."

"Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere."

"Do you want to kill Nazis?"

"Please don't do this."

"We can work it out."

"If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die."

"This is my choice."

"I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance."

"I'm here."

"I gotta put her in the water."

"(S)He'll know what to do."

"Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?"

"We'll have the band play something slow."

"I suppose that's the only question that matters."

"You will make us strong."

"(S)He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man/woman."

"The serum was not ready."

"Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island?"

"Yeah, and I threw up?"

"No matter what lies ________ told you, you see, I was his/her greatest success!"

"How do you feel?"

"You don't have one of those, do you?"

"I wasn't just THINKING about it. ________ is a clear choice."

"You put a needle in that kid's arm it's gonna go right through him/her."

"I am looking for qualities beyond the physical."

"This isn't payback, is it?"

"You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts."

"________ told me you were insane."

"I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."

"I joined the army."

"You've been asleep, ________. For almost 70 years."

"Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly."

"GRENADE!"

"You can't give me orders!"

"You gonna be okay?"

"Break what?"

"Is this permanent?"

"I couldn't call my ride."

"You're late."

"Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times."

"The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked."

"Wait. You know what you're doing?"

"Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."

"Shut it down!"

"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."

"Sit down."

"It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?"

"We barely got out of there alive, and you want us to go back?"

"Well, that was easy."

"And they will, personally, escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell."

"That was penicillin."

"I don't eat meat."

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone."

"I can swim."

"I'm a great fan of your films!"

"You cannot control the power you hold."

"You will burn!"

"I'm doing it. I'm saving your life."

"I had some ideas about the uniform."

"I thought he'd be taller."

"Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person."

"You could have the power of the gods!"

"Cut off one head, two more shall take its place."

"Hail Hydra."

"I have not come all this way for safety."

"If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself."

"I asked for an army and all I got was you."

"Yeah, I just... I had a date."

[conspiraciists]

                  “Gimme that... Stop touching things.”

[billbuttlicker-]

i’m a film student

[awez-im-gohst]

It’s 4am and I can’t stop laughing at this

[svetlanabelikova]

I shouldn’t have watched this as many times as I did