Illuminati™

I was going to make a description but it would be too corny.

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Are Corndogs illuminati??

Corndogs are in fact Illuminati. For proof visit http://corndogoncorndog.com. All the evidence is there.

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I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

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“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

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I’m so happy tbh

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You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

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It's 10:21.

Did you know if you rearrange those numbers you get 2011. 2011 was the year Justin Bieber came out with his documentary “Never Say Never” (Justin is illuminati). Never say never is 105 minutes long. If you subtract 105 from 2011 you get 1906. The year Europe flew its first airplane. You know what else involved an airplane? 9/11. Caused by the illuminati in 2001. This number is very similar to 2011. Coincidence? I think not. It also happens to be the year I was born. I loved Justin Bieber when I was 10. If we subtract 10 from 2011 we get 2001.

10:21 is ILLUMINATI.

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So we all know the the Illuminati™ live in our hollow moon which is actually their spaceship but did you know they actually control the stars too??

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What the hell are you trying to do???

Expose the dark secrets of the universe.

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YOUTUBER ILLUMINATI TRIO

MY COLLEAGUE AND I AT CONSPIRACY-CORNDOG HAVE FOUND UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT FAMOUS YOUTUBERS @therealjacksepticeye, @markiplier, and @pewdie ARE IN FACT PART OF THE ILLUMINATI.

Lets take a look at the youtube logo shall we? 

There seems to be a “play button” in the middle, but what if…

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Now lets take a quick look at these specific youtubers names. Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Pewdiepie.

JacksepticEYE

MarkiplEYEr

PewdiepEYE

Do you know what else has an eye?

Instead of denying their connections with the Illuminati as most members do, these 3 have posted videos openly talking about theories. What better way to hide the truth?

Still not convinced? All of these men went to school, correct? Meaning they took math class. Now if we do some math- There are three of them, a trio. Do you know what else has 3 sides? A TRIANGLE. 

3+3=6

All together they have 6 eyes.

6/6=1

There is one eye on the Illuminati triangle.

Mark and Felix were born in 1989, Jack was born in 1990. 

1989+1989+1990= 5968

5+9+6+8= 28

2+8= 10

Now if we take 5968+666= 6634

6+6+3+4= 19

1+9= 10

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

Who started it all?

We have reason to believe Jacksepticeye is the leader of this youtube Illuminati trio. Starting with his logo- A green eye. Very similar to the green Illuminati eye.

A little bit on Jacks background, he is Irish and currently lives in Athlone, Ireland. EYErish?

If you aren’t familiar with Jacksepticeye’s pose for pictures it looks like this.

Now if you look closely…

First note the 3 triangles. Then notice he places his eye directly inside the first triangle. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Here we see the trio communicating with these symbols after Jacksepticeye has recruited Mark and Felix.

The proof is all here. 

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

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sara + triangle *:･ﾟ✧

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Oh look, what a lovely picture we have here of Markiplier beyond the Youtube play logo But wait-

Notice how the logo is a triangle? Well, let’s take a closer look,

Look there! The space between his wrist and bicep makes a perfect triangle! Surely this is just a coinci-

OH NO! Another triangle! We must go deeper!

Look! Another! Surely this isn’t a mere coincidence!

Even his thighs make a perfect triangle!

I think I understand now, guys. All these triangles-

Illumiplier confirmed. I’msuresomeonehasalreadydonethis,butallwell ANDYES,THISISAJOKE AndIregretnothing

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“mom” has 3 letters. what else has three letters? ass. who has an ass? barack obama. barack obama lives in the white house. the white house is in washington dc. dc al coda is a thing in music. screamo is a genre of music. if you take away “scra” from screamo you get “emo.” my chemical romance is an emo band. a song by my chemical romance is na na na. if you mistype “na na na” you get “ba ba ba.” ba is the sound a sheep makes. sheeps are mammals. dogs are mammals. dogs eat bones. humans are made from bones. humans are weak. a week has 7 days. 7 is a prime number. 3 is also a prime number. what has 3 sides? a triangle. triangles are illuminati. moms are illuminati #confirmed

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new mixtape dropping soon

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