Just Your Average Joe

Indie Canon Tad Strange Roleplay Blog. Asks/Rp's Open.

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Who is... Tad?

★–I’m Tad, friend!

★–Despite what others might have claimed in the past, I can assure you, I am the single most normal man in Gravity Falls! I pride myself of that fact!

★– If you ever need someone to talk to or help mow your lawn with, you know who to call! Haha!

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

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My muse has been cursed with an honesty spell!

Send 🔑+ any question your muse wishes to ask my muse. They will have to answer truthfully.

[bellonas]

god i’m so ready to talk to people & get asks & have discussions about comics.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

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★-- 1. Satellite Wafers! Haha, do they even make those anymore? ★-- 2. Demons are pretty neat! ★-- 3. Well I certainly hope not! The dream is to pass peacefully in my sleep...or maybe by being hugged to death! That last one was a joke! Do not hug me to death!!!

@owltail-art // @goldendorito // @knitstars // @somepointsomewhere

// @pinedexter 

[galacticinsomniac]

Stanford pines is a nerd. Pass it on.

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★– ...What’s a Harry Potter? Is it friendly? @wusty-wab

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PSA

•Tad is a middle aged man. I’m not going to ship him with anyone who is a minor or, heck, even still a teen. He’s not going to be flustered by advances. He’s not going to get aroused. He’s just going to be very uncomfortable. •An adult dating/having sexual interactions with a minor is illegal and I’m not about that life, so please don’t try to make it happen in a roleplay, okay? If it’s obvious that’s what you’re going for, I’m just going to stop responding.  •Have a nice day!

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That looks scrumptious…is that pumpkin bread? Tis the season, right? Haha!

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Blurrgs

★– I’m…pretty sure you’ve sent me a similar ask on my other blog and I didn’t understand it then either?I really don’t know anything about Blurrgs or wars, so if you could please stop sending me asks referring to them, I’d really appreciate it! Thanks!!

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★-- Did you know that elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews? Did you ever ask? You guys have really grown apart, huh? Hi my name is Strange and welcome to my Tad Talk!

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★--Independent Tad Strange Role Play Blog        • 9+ Years of Experience        • Crossover/OC Friendly        • Semi-Selective        • Open to New Partners        • Rules //  Mun // Headcanons        • Tadsthename -> Constadtine

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“Well, the problem still remains and I am not quite certain how to confront it! Perhaps someone that is NOT a Pines could be of assistance? Not that there is a Pines involved in this situation. Because there isn’t. That’s clearly not the case.”

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“Okay, even if you ARE a Pines, you can help Please Help me Help Haha, I’m dying on the inside! Help!!”

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“Well, the problem still remains and I am not quite certain how to confront it! Perhaps someone that is NOT a Pines could be of assistance? Not that there is a Pines involved in this situation. Because there isn’t. That’s clearly not the case.”

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“How do you politely turn down a gentleman several decades younger than yourself without getting beat up by his grunkles? Asking for a friend!”

[ask-grunkle-stanford]

… If I were you, I’d kindly tell him I am not interested. 

Unless… Who may it be, Tad? 👀

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“............................................................................Gee I think my bread is burning! Time to mosey on out of here, haha!!” And Tad was never heard from again.

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“How do you politely turn down a gentleman several decades younger than yourself without getting beat up by his grunkles? Asking for a friend!”

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*squawk* //buzz-radio

@buzz-radio

Is that a bird??What a lovely bird!!