💖Faking It ‘till I’m Making It💖

I really only made an account for mphfpc stuff and other questionable hyperfixation choices🤭 |🐢🦋| Currently Reading: Sherlock Holmes |🐢🦋| Need to Read: Some spanish book written in the 1800's that I can't remember the name of but it has 3000 pages 😭 |🐢🦋| (Other Interests) ✨History - French and Russian currently 💅✨ |💗Lord Byron 👀| 🌈 Greek Myth💕| 🌟Anthony J Crowley🕊️| 🔎Sherlock Holmes 🧭 |🐢🦋| I need to learn to draw anatomy

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PEOPLE MISS PEREGRINE AND MISS CUCKOO GOT MARRIED AND I FORGOT TO TAKE PHOTOS 😭

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@h0ll0wgast made me start thinking about Sharon and now I can't unsee this man with a wife and infant son back in like - 1600 because he's apparently old but I'm not sure how old.

He's the kinda man who either has a super tragic backstory (eg. Wife and infant son dying, losing all his family aside from his cousins but he doesn't really like them because they're cowards when the village was being attacked and they only survived because they ran away but Sharon fought for his family and lost so now he's there to bear the guilt of it all) or he's just a super normal guy who got messed up in ambrosia but before then he was just a humble farmer and maybe he'll start that again once he gets bored of touring the panloopticon

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TELL ME WHY

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak

TELL ME WHY

Ain't nothing but a mistake

TELL ME WHY

I genuinely believe Myron Bentham worked the corner, adopted a whole bunch of ambro users and made their lives genuinely better and just kept a few around that he may or may not have made sure they know they owe him

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Me when

Me when your

Me

Gay people

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@nature1014 I took a few artistic liberties

@marygih and @scribbles-fpeo made some really good versions of this

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I would like to watch or read “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde” however there are so many movie adaptations I don’t know which to start with or whether I should drop the massive amounts of money to get the actual book. Please help. What do I do? Which movie should I watch?

Also I am very depressed because the satirical piece I wanted to watch from 1914 is a “lost film” and life is sad T-T someone build me a time machine

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GAYS! I FINALLY GOT SHARON AND THE PERSON I WANTED TO BE HIS WIFE TO LIKE EACH OTHER!

No more Sharon being an absolute a-hole and highjacking other relationships or just ignoring said wife because he's mean

She's by far my favourite mii right now as well. Also Sharon's design is still bad and it makes me sad

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I made my oc Aurelia - she’s dead because she annoyed me at one point and then I went “waittt what if?” Also PT is there and a few other fandoms I decided to add (0v0🌸)

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I don’t want to procrastinate about doing work

But the parasites in me want to draw

But I don’t want to draw with a pencil

But the parasites in me just realized I have a fountain pen for a reason

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You know what would be funny?

If Kim was actually Caul's son that Bentham went "oh hell no" and rescued in case that became Caul 2.0 and that's why Kim just disappears because he knows that he probably shouldn't join his father like his uncle did

Or alternatively...

Bentham wanted free labour, hired some kid who happened to be competent, Bentham realized he kind of HAS to pay the kid because he's the smartest person in Devil's Acre aside from himself and when Bentham joins Caul, Kim just went home to his loving family like "yup, job fell through I'll find another I guess" and they proceeded to live happily ever after

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Oh apple pencil my apple pencil how I miss you

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My favourite quote from bio:

"my vulva is pumping blood"

She meant arteries

Another quote from my bio teacher herself:

"never say you smell yeast around a woman"

This was to my music teacher when he was complaining about the smell of chicken soup

I will need to find more quotes from school that no one else thinks is funny unless they were there

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He's beautiful

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Cat

Words cannot describe the amount of love I have for this (very) little man and his (very) short little legs he makes me want to cry

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You know who's being a real pain in Mii butt? (Get it?)

SHARON

I created his wife because I can't have him ruining more relationships than what he's done and it was all going well, she asked him out, gave him a rose, was even all dressed up because she's beautiful and Sharon decides "nah I actually dont want this one."

Fml

I'm working on fixing it otherwise I'm deleting Sharon and restarting

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I figured out the perfect studying method for my academic girlies: Set up a timer that you’ll cut yourself off by so you’re not overworking.

My favourite example is what I use. If I start studying at 3pm then I cut myself off for the day at 3:05pm! Works every time and I’m only failing all my subjects! My teachers have never been more disappointed! I feel more stressed because I haven’t done work! 10/10 the method works!

(R/joke people you deserve a break and I find this method helps me to stop procrastinating. I start studying by 4 and end at 7 which gives me time to do other stuff I want to do like play games or sacrifice souls to the demons in my closet. Try it people. It might be such a common method that everyone knows about but if you didn’t know it was a thing and struggle to get work started / stress about wanting to do other things but you’re stuck there forcing yourself to do work, try this method and have breaks between if you’re feeling especially burnt out)

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@scribbles-fpeo what if Whalebur could fly?

Yes it is late at night, yes I should be sleeping, yes I did forget who Whalebur was for a while but it's okay because he needs love and I need to draw him

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I drew him

(not very well I'm on my phone)

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My friend pointed this out and I'm disgusted he's creepy 😭😭😭😭