🗓️ WEEK SIX WRAP-UP Things I Said in 2025 Without Context (Days 35–41)
This week featured:
Executive dysfunction disguised as recovery
A scientist with vengeance in mind
A family forever changed by smut
And a deep ancestral fear of... white men in blazers.
Let’s revisit the mess:
Day 35
“Fighting addiction one memory problem at a time. I just forget that I’m addicted.” Healing, but with corrupted files.
Day 36
“I could be a damn chemist and a motherfuckin’ menace.” STEM, but for evil.
Day 37
(in full seriousness) “Well I’m crazy, not ugly.” There were only two options. A decision was made.
Day 38
(casually) “Yeah, I’d be a Chinese food prostitute.” Hustle culture. Egg roll edition.
Day 39
“I think we should 1790s France this bitch before they 1930s German us.” If you didn’t Google it, that’s on you.
Day 40
“AI doesn’t write smut… but I do.” (to my uncle) Thanksgiving ruined in under ten words.
Day 41
“That violent shiver was because I turned around and saw the wall of old white men behind me.” Generational trauma, activated like a trap card.
Day 42
“Yeah, the only reason I’m fine with your driving is because I have a death wish. The secret is no will to live.” Let Jesus take the wheel. I’m emotionally clocked out.
🧠 Superlatives:
Most Likely to Be Said During a Job Interview: Day 36
Most Canceled Family Gathering: Day 40
Most Historically Justified Panic Response: Day 41
Most Concerning Passenger Behavior: Day 42
Most Likely to Be Used in Court One Day: Day 39
Most “This Is Fine” Energy: Day 35