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Alright so. I have fucked my taxes up before. It was the year of no jobs and I cashed out a 401k to make my car payment and then forgot to report that as income.

Here’s what happened:

I got a bill from the IRS and had to pay what I owed plus a little extra for interest cause I was paying late.

That’s it.

The lessons here:

1) The IRS will not call you. Anyone calling saying they are from the IRS is a scammer.

2) The IRS isn’t gonna take you to court if they can solve the problem with one letter.

3) Accidentaly fucking up on your taxes if you made a good faith effort to file correctly isn’t illegal. To get you for tax fraud they have to be able to prove you did it on purpose. Hence why all I got was a bill. They knew that I could reasonably claim to have fucked up accedntally and as long as I paid up they did not care.

boldegoist

Okami is still one of my favorite games. link

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Mothman merch! This is what I’ve got so far– hopefully there will be more charms to add to the list soon! [link]

boldegoist

Behemoth is one of my fav mounts from the game. Print available here soon!

matzahball

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

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Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

acutely-autistic

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

matzahball

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

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Them 😔💕

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tinfoilvalentine

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

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How to find me

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These are the items that drop when you kill me

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metallicarchaea

outlast aesthetics >> Miles Upshur

#miles upshur #outlast

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hmmm

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@biffan

dimetrodone

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.