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@trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing
guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔
nerds in the notes goin "umm if it's that long it's actually a pike" ERRNT WRONG spears don't have a definitional length limit AND pikes are a type of spear anyway AND my ass is round and luscious
even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
prev i need to be alone with you in a small space. like perhaps the cockpit of a commercial airliner
the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous
worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!
a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours
This is genuinely the idea behind Kendal Mint Cake
Say what now?
Kendal Mint Cake is a sort of highly dense lump of sugar flavoured with peppermint oil. It does not spoil, and somehow contains 2x more sugar and glucose than sugar or glucose. It is a purposeful product intended as an emergency ration to give a boost of energy when mountaineering. It is associated with hikers and mountaineers in the UK and is sold in camping/outdoor stores. Typically you keep a packet permanently in your camping bag or car or emergency kit, and just never move or remove it. If the time comes, it’s there.
I gestured a hand across an explanation of a Scottish field geologist character named Ken(dal Mint Cake) stating that he always has a packet of Kendal mint cake somewhere and received a message from a friend saying “I didn’t know you also knew (guy that Ken could conceivably be based on)”. I didn’t. This is just a portrait of too many extant guys.
There are several species of this man crashing cheerfully around the UK receiving deep spiritual pleasure from crouching in a puddle in a howling gale up a mountain nibbling pieces of violent mint sugar and apparently metabolising sufficient joy from this to polish off Kendal Mint Cake in marketable quantities for over 100 years.
Unless they made too much of it originally and are still selling it.
It isn’t sugar cube. It’s sugar to the fourth power. Nobody sounds reasonable talking about it.
Tumblr users rising to the challenge . You’ll note the recurring theme
Step 1: go on an entirely optional adventure
Step 2: get into an unpleasant condition in bad weather
Step 3: become very uncomfortable and hateful
Step 4: Kendal mint cake
Step 5: access stratosphere with tits blown off
Step 6: summit
Step 7: say “that was lovely”
If only it had been founded 35 years earlier, the Franklin expedition would have found the NW Passage while carrying their boats like a pack of very determined sugar fuelled ants.
How have we gotten this far without showing the packaging, oh, you know this stuff has cocaine in its DNA.
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car
but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves
She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
Wizards (1977)
