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He’s not a criminal, he’s crime itself, sin raised to an art form, a church with no religion but rapine, a God of Evil.

Sebastian Moran about James Moriarty (via lel-moriarty)

#{ && honey you should see me in a crown }#{ && dead is the new sexy }#{ && we'll watch the world burn together }#{ && i promised i'd come back to you }

onceuponamusing

「 let the D A R K N E S S inside 」 && 《 whoever said, ‘the ʟ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ can 𝓈 𝒶 𝓋 𝑒 you’ 》

【 ᵗʰᵉʸ ˡᶤᵉᵈ 】

#{ && musings }

mystcries

“Let’s make a deal. You tell me where I am and I won’t break your arms.”

consultingcriiminal

“S-Stonefield. Please don’t hurt me.”

#mystcries

xbxrryallenx-blog

“Okay… This is new…”

consultingcriiminal

“Welcome to Stonefield. It only gets weirder.”

#xbxrryallenx

lynnxyoung

‘ — oh, well look this. i almost forgot i had a plushy of Van Gogh when he cut off his ear in my bag. don’t give me some sort of look, mate. i work in a gif’ shop,they had these there, and my boss gave it t’ me. a right weirdo he is. but i guess it’s the thought that counts.’

consultingcriiminal

“they have plushes like that?? huh, pretty interesting. i suppose i shouldn’t exactly think that they wouldn’t. people are...creative.”

#lynnxyoung

ofshadowhuntcrs-blog

consultingcriiminal

“Mundane certainly isn’t a bad thing all the time.”

#ofshadowhuntcrs

merillock

What do you want, Sherlock?

#*desperately wants a sherlock*#{ && you need me or you're nothing }#{ && at the end it's always just you and me }#*#sherlock spoilers #spoilers

sebastianfxckingmoran

Ducking his head down Sebastian chuckled at the thrill in Jim’s laugh, a gun that commonly brought death now rested in Jim’s hands. It was a pleasant thought for Sebastian, he had wanted to teach Jim on how to defend himself. Sebastian would always be around to keep him safe, but if he wasn’t there or if Jim had gotten rid of him, he would want to know that Jim could keep himself safe. Sebastian didn’t trust many of the others that worked for Jim, he found too many faults with them, only taking a liking in a couple. Of course he would feel better if he was the one looking out for Jim, he trusted himself. “It would be an honor to be fired by you, but preferably only by you.” He noted as he placed the sniper upright. “After that you want to try sniping?” He paused. “If I ever get fired it would be more than great if you took me out with my own sniper.” The morbid sense of humor rolling off his tongue.

consultingcriiminal

It was hardly ever fun to do the dirty work himself. In the beginning, before he had had any experience, Jim had been forced to do everything. Everyone had to start somewhere. It hadn’t taken long for him to bring in people to do things for him while he slowly backed into the shadows and become more of a name whispered in fear than an actual person. It was how he liked things to be. Aiming the gun towards another plate, he pulled the trigger once again, the same gleeful laugh bubbling from him as the plate shattered as well. Moriarty turned his head, dark eyes falling onto Sebastian as he shot him a wide grin. “Think I would actually do that dirty work, tiger?” He taunted, slowly turning around with the gun still pointed. Jim held the gun, aiming it at Sebastian with a wicked gleam in his eyes. “Mm, sniping. That’s more your job but I suppose it could be interesting.” Lowering the gun, he winked as he brought it close to his mouth, tongue licking along the barrel. “Training then?” He chuckled softly in amusement and lowered the gun from his mouth as he made his way over towards Sebastian and the sniper.

#sebastianfxckingmoran #tw: gun

#the monsters come out to play at night mwahahahaha #moriarty made me do this #{ out of the spider web }

sebastianfxckingmoran

The makeshift shooting range reminded him of basic training, not all the time it was set up nice and straightforward. At times it was the recruits jobs to set up the range, back then he was more or so normal. Sebastian couldn’t help but smile smugly as he pulled out the gun from his holster, placing it carefully in Jim’s hand. Kneeling down he opened up the duffle bag, pulling out gun parts. He wanted to see Jim using his sniper, the sniper he used when Jim wanted him to. To see his boss, with one eye closed as he aimed it, his finger testing the trigger. It was enough to send a shiver down his spine. Keeping an eye on Jim, he twisted on the barrel.

consultingcriiminal

Once the gun was set on his palm, Jim’s fingers curled around it as he held it out in front of him, a finger curling around the trigger. Now, Moriarty was hardly the best shot. It’s why he hired people like that to take care of those things for him. He did have some knowledge, however. Just the basics in case something would ever go wrong and he would have to use the gun he often carried with him. Jim didn’t spare another glance at Sebastian as he aimed the gun with one hand once he had taken the safety off, grinning to himself as he aimed at a plate. Hardly the correct stance. He pulled the trigger, cackling gleefully as he watched the plate shatter. “Careful, Sebby, I might just get good enough to fire all my gunmen,” he called out in a sing-song voice. “And you know how I fire people~.”

#sebastianfxckingmoran #tw: gun

hannibalfxckinglecter

Given himself some time to study the man, to pick up on him much like he would to a patient. Despite they usually wore their whole lives on their sleeves, this man was difficult to pick up on. He was a challenge. Leaning slightly back he lazily moved his eyes towards the wall, letting the details settle in. Smiling he tilted his head in agreement, “I imagine you haven’t as well.” It wasn’t much of a question but more of a statement.

consultingcriiminal

Jim could feel the eyes on him. Eyes studying him, trying to pinpoint who he was. He reached down to fix one of his cuffs, eyes darkening as his smile turned more feral. Oh no, there was no waste for him. Moriarty was often off taking care of his empire. Especially now when he was building an entirely new one. “Isn’t it adorable how we’re chatting away like ordinary people?? Careful, dear, I might get bored.”

#hannibalfxckinglecter #aka don't bore me or you dead

dawsoniisms-deactivated20160327

“How did I get here? Or, anyone in that fact. It’s strange.”

consultingcriiminal

“Seems to be the question on everyone’s mind here. Yet strangely, it remains unanswered.”

#infinitelyhazel

wildetears-deactivated20170831

the consulting criminal & his sniper

#just yes #{ && we'll watch the world burn together }#{ && i promised i'd come back to you }#*

sebastianfxckingmoran

His head tilted as he scrunched his eyebrows together, all while Jim talked. He wish Jim could have seen it on his point of view, that Jim was being an ass and had gone mad a long time ago. It truly pain him to see Jim muttering as his head came crushing down on that beautiful brain of his, it was tricky to ease his mind. And more so when he knew he had no chance to really get rid of what bothered Jim. Swallowing he nodded towards the door, “Come.” He muttered before walking away from the wall, he knew Jim would follow. He needed anything to get away. Sebastian was glad he had set up his little get away firing range a couple of days back, he just hoped no one had gone and fucked it up. As they left the so called Hogwarts, Sebastian led Jim towards the woods. He made sure to keep it away from the ‘dangerous’ parts, and the parts where kids roamed. A little safe haven. Pushing a branch away from the two, he grinned to himself, a shooting range always brought a smile to his face. Plates that he had gathered from the dining hall hung from trees, as a crate of empty bottles sat next to a fallen tree. It was nothing compared to his set up back home, but it was better than nothing.

consultingcriiminal

He followed behind Sebastian. There was no curiosity, no desire to do so. He only did it because Jim knew that he would be carried to the area otherwise. And he certainly needed a distraction of sorts. His mind was too loud---the monsters inside roaming and tearing him apart. Moriarty was silent, eyes flickering around as he followed after his right hand man, looking over the scenery with a disinterested look. Eyes flickering forward, he saw Sebastian pushing a branch away and moved closer, standing on his tip toes in order to see past him. Well. This really wasn’t much of a surprise. Of course his favorite sniper would have a little shooting range set up. Without a word, Jim moved past Sebastian and came to a stop as he glanced around before he held out his hand to the side, waiting for the gun to be handed to him.

#sebastianfxckingmoran #i love him a little too much